Sexy dirtbag

[tofuju]

Colin Farrell was on "Ellen DeGeneres" this morning, and I have to confess that I found him riveting. I must also confess that this is not the first time I have found him riveting. And by "riveting", I mean highly fuckable. And by "highly fuckable", I mean, well, very highly fuckable. Oh yes

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[puffpastry]

I would not know who Colin Farrell was if he threw a dirty lemon at me. I am out of touch with all celebrities except for John Cameron Mitchell and Johnny Depp, but, then, I think we're all pretty clear on that at this point.

Personally, I think the lemon looks like someone stirred chocolate chips into it. Mmm, chocolate chip lemons. What food WOULDN'T be even better with chocolate chips stirred in? None, I say.

[puffpastry]

Hey you --

Here are comments that I would have posted on Jodiverse if it allowed comments:

1) OMG -- did you find out that the Certain Celebrity that you and Bob had seen when you were deciding to rent your new apartment actually LIVES in your new apartment??!? The last I had heard, he had been spotted NEAR your apartment, but I did not know the connection went farther than that. IS it the same celebrity you had told me about, or a different celebrity? Hint: is this a celebrity who, whilst doing his "dawndry", might get the inexplicable urge to shape his pillowcase into a little mountaintop???

2) Did you design the "Jodiverse" website? Do you have skills in web design? Or did you make that page using a template of some sort? Inquiring minds want to know. For certain reasons.

[tofuju]

Answers to your pressing questions are forthcoming in an email, my pet!

[orange_soda]

Hi! This is the long forgotten blog that could!

Although the other one DOES chronicle the wandering Jew...