Another meaningless post! Gah!!

[tofusquirrel]

But this was too fun.


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ryan!

1. Ryan is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
2. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Ryan.
3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Ryan would protect them from evil spirits!
4. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Ryan!
5. If you chew gum while peeling Ryan then it will stop you from crying.
6. Ryan can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
7. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Ryan floating in their swimming pools.
8. The first domain name ever registered was Ryan.com.
9. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Ryan.
10. Early thermometers were filled with Ryan instead of mercury!

My thoughts:
1. I am a penguin! ...NOOOOOO!!!!....
2. I always did think I shone the brightest. :P
3. ...and good spirits...and small children...and puppies.
4. I don't mind if the bride wears me. I look good on brides. ;)
5. Yes because I will knock you out. No one peels me and chews gum that close to me. KNOCKA YOU OUT!
6. I had to move the flux capacitors to the side to make room for the pogo sticks.
7. Thank God for the continue button...
8. I checked out Ryan.com. It's a porn site. So the internet really IS for porn!
9. Damn my, y'know, not being alive then...
10. Yeah and they were fucking cramped.