Epic poem of epicness
I demanded that bumbisex write a poem about Taemin as my slaveboy and the result was so fucking epic I had to post it here.
IN LINZERDINZER'S MANSION, THERE LIVED A GROUP OF BOYS
THEY WERE KOREAN IDOLS BUT SHE KEPT THEM THERE AS TOYS
THOUGH PRETTY AND QUITE AWESOME, KEY WASN'T MAN ENOUGH
ONEW WAS TOO AWKWARD AND POOR MINHO WAS TOO BUFF
SHE WAS INDEED QUITE ( Read more... )
IN LINZERDINZER'S MANSION, THERE LIVED A GROUP OF BOYS
THEY WERE KOREAN IDOLS BUT SHE KEPT THEM THERE AS TOYS
THOUGH PRETTY AND QUITE AWESOME, KEY WASN'T MAN ENOUGH
ONEW WAS TOO AWKWARD AND POOR MINHO WAS TOO BUFF
SHE WAS INDEED QUITE ( Read more... )
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BTW I feel that you should know Taemin was one of the girly boys on your little Androgynous Asians quiz on bookface.
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DINZER COULDN'T STAND TO SEE HER SLAVEBOY LOOK SO HURT
FOR JOE JANG WAS HER FAVORITE - EVEN WHEN HE WORE A SHIRT
"I CAN SEE YOU MOPING. SUCK IT UP YOU LITTLE BITCH."
SHE SAID AND THEN SHE TOLD HIM TO GO MAKE HER A SAMMICH
JAEJOONG STUMBLED FROM HIS HIDING PLACE BEHIND THE DOOR
HE KNEW HE SHOULD OBEY, BUT HE JUST COULDN'T ANYMORE
HE WALKED UP TO HIS MISTRESS, CLASPED HIS HANDS AROUND HER WRISTS
I WON'T TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED, BUT I'M SURE YOU GET THE GIST
TAEMIN THEN JOINED IN AND THE THREE VOWED TO NEVER STOP
AT LEAST TILL JAEJOONG CRIED OUT "BUT I THOUGHT I'D GET TO TOP"
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