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[toker_g]

ok woah hella fellas GLAD TO SEE YAZ it is the tone or all they call me the NOROTIOUS T.O.N in the thing i'm just writing a quick UPDATE from THE ROAD cuz a.y.a.n (as you all know) i'vve been on a QUEST for like WEEKS and holy mack daddy joe THERE ARE SOME CRAZY DEV HAPPENING here its all kinna hush/hush at the MO but trust me you iz all going to

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[thenewnumber2]

dude. i destroyed my canadian rock hits of the 80s cd. i was messing with my cd player and played the disc backwards and thought i heard some satanic shit in loverboy's "lovin' every minute of it". i just lost my shit and smasked the cd and cd player with a hammer. i might have been thinking more clearly and not killed it if i hadn't been nearing the end of a 44 hour cocaine binge.

[32elvismovies]

Didn't you have some wholesale box with 30 copies of that CD as a support for your couch?

[thenewnumber2]

oh shit, i thought that belonged to my whore ex girlfriend. i gave it to her new boyfriend when he came by asking if i was stilling hiding any of her stuff.

[32elvismovies]

What else did you give him? I hope my George Foreman grill is still on your kitchen counter.