oh MAN this bowl is JUST NOW kickin in bloods im alll hyped and gotta star the work on a REE-VUE for some kid's 'zine 'the new musical mumbo jumbo' or something like that from down the street (the offered me some firecrackers and some tang and tony LOVES THE TANG for it) so i figgered since these kids are all GAGA over new terrible tunes ole TONE ( Read more... )

dude when I heard it i was like "IT CANT BE TRU" but sadly it is one of the TONE's close personal HEROES, JAMES "MONTGOMRERY SCOTT" DOOHAN has gone on to tha great beyond so look my sensei is all like "TONY my son you need to hold a MEMORIAL SERVICE" so tone's thinkin we go out, hit tha beach, sample some SINGLE MALT SCOTCHES (i like tha johnnie ( Read more... )

so ol TONE was with his SENSEI this morinng and he said "brother man, you are a dick." and that got tone kinda misty and thinkin about all he done wrong in his day and it's true, i AM a dick. so here is a list of daily afformations that i need to read allowed to myself ( Read more... )

fuck eric you were RIGHT what was i THINKIN ain't no WAY ole TONE is gonna smoke a pole

thassit BLOODS i got a new carreer now ole TONE is gonna be in PORNO (k just holdin' the boom for now but its a STARTS right) and i was kinda of thinking of my "porno name" and i think it should be JOHNNY APPLESEED what do you all of think?

tony OUT

that's the LAST TIME i watch time bandits on luuudes.

ps cole can i crash on ya couch tonight thanks

aw FUCK the po-po

oh shit this is a major TONY ALERT y'all does any1 know how to delete a post it's 4 a friend!

salaaam.

[inaudible] no seriously guys it will totally be fly you see at the end of robocop three ed 209 was rescued by the last action hero and brought to hawaii and that is where he becomes friends with jack lord and the little guy from fantasy island and i was thinking the wacky cousin [noises incoherent not identified by LJTalk 1.0]from perfect ( Read more... )

[inaudible][clicking noise] hello everybody this is toker g now listen to me the herbie he be back and tony ain't cuttin you no slack so be here be all i wish lionel richie would return my call [inaudible] it's got michael keaton in it boys but don't worry this is no white noise so be slim and be trim and come and see linsday lohan's quim tg out ( Read more... )