It’s a Love/Hate Sort of Thing… Deleted Scenes - Scene #2
It’s a Love/Hate Sort of Thing… Deleted Scenes #2
Keito Vs. Television
.:ROUND 1:.
There he sat unmoving, staring down his foe with eyes that could kill. “I dare you,” he said in a voice so full of malice any other opponent, under the age of seven, would have been shaking with unadulterated fear. But this was no ordinary foe by any means. This, this was a monster, a demon.
“I dare you,” Keito started once again but before he could finish the room went dark, “to… cut to …com…mercials…” His voice died out as a happy tune played in the background in stark contrast to his sudden grief.
Unnoticed by the boy the front door opened and closed, footsteps approaching his room. The overhead light switched on and Keito squinted at the sudden brightness as his father entered the room, “Keito? Are you crying?”
Round 1 WINNER: Television
.:ROUND 2:.
It was time he changed his tactics. This foe couldn’t be defeated by shear brutality and fear. No, cunning was the game he must play. He had it all planned out, nothing could go wrong. He had timed it, the amount of time before a commercial struck like a blow to the eyes, and was sure he could bypass them if he played his cards right.
Looking down at his watch he counted down the seconds, “Ten, nine, eight, seven,” he placed his thumb over the channel button, “six, five, four, three,” his muscles tensed as he prepared to strike, “two,” his eyes flicked up to the screen that was going dark, “one!” Pressing down with the force of 1,000 armies he changed the channel to avoid the T.V.’s counter strike.
“Beat that! My plan was flawless!” He shouted jubilantly at the animated screen, only to let his face fall and his lip quiver as he saw a man dressed as a woman modeling the newest brand of hair spray. A small tear fell before he could catch it himself.
“You’re good… too good” He had never accounted for commercials on other channels…
Round 2 WINNER: Television
.:ROUND 3: Final Round:.
“I won’t let you win this time!” Keito stood up and marched over to the television screen, eye to pixel, as he laid down his law, “I’ve found your weakness!” With a maniacal laugh the young boy threw himself on the couch with an air of satisfaction. There was no way he could loose this one.
“There aren’t any commercials on PayPerView!” With a victorious sigh of pleasure at the thought of winning Keito ordered a movie he’d wanted to see for some time. He couldn’t help the wave of nervous excitement as he selected the movie and hit play.
For a moment the screen went blank and Keito smirked in approval, “You’re so ashamed you can’t even show your face!” Another round of maniacal laughter filled the room only to be cut short as color and sound flooded his senses. In shock the remote control slipped from his fingers and clattered to the floor.
“No one told me PayPerView had previews!!!”
Round 3 WINNER: Television
Keito VS. Television Results: 0/3 WINNER Television
A mighty foe indeed…
Author’s Note: This just goes to show you need to pick your battles wisely. I hope you all found it at least somewhat humorous. My sense of humor tends to be a bit different that most… so… yeah. It was really OC and full of crack, but since I haven’t written any crack yet, I thought I’d let you suffer just a little bit… XD After getting this request from chibilover14 I wasn’t quite sure what to do with it… but then I got a sudden burst of inspiration at six in the morning and knew I had to write this before I forgot! Thanks Jen, this was a fantastic Idea even if it didn’t seem like it at first!
So you say you want to make a request for a “Deleted Scene”? Then by all means, do! Any and all request are welcome! You don’t have to be one of my friends, and you can request even if you have requested once already. That doesn’t mean I’ll write every request that comes my way if I get too many of them though. Right now I only have about five that I haven’t written and I’ll write all of those eventually (this week or next) so if you’ve requested already I’m going to write it!
But there are two rules to requesting: 1) It has to be a moment from the original Multi-chap fic these are based off of (no matter how small the moment) and 2) no smut. Sorry.
I hope to hear from you soon!