LoverBot - 03/?? - KhunYoung - 2PM
Title: LoverBot
Author(s): tokidokiko
Pairing(s): Nichkhun/Wooyoung - KhunYoung
Genre: AU - Sci-Fi, Comedy, Romance(??)
Rating: PG
Summary: Wooyoung's friend, Junho, for some reason ordered a LoverBot (aka a lover that's a robot) from online as an early birthday gift for him. But after checking the the wrong gender box the LoverBot turned out to be male. Wooyoung is not impressed, especially when the LoverBot kept trying to be intimate with him. The LoverBot's name is Nichkhun.
"How's your eye today?" Wooyoung asked Junho, who was sitting across from him on a small round table outside of a cafe with a laptop.
Junho took a sip of his mocha cappuccino. "The swelling went down. Now it's just the bruise and a bit of pain when I touch it."
"Oh ya?" Wooyoung actually noticed the purplish bruise on the side of Junho's eyes ever since he arrived and can't help but want to touch it. So he did.
"Oww~" Junho flinched after Wooyoung's sudden move. "That hurts."
"You deserve it," Wooyoung told him. "You're the one who got the robot."
"I didn't know robots can get jealous," Junho said, speaking as the one being attacked the day before at the dance studio.
"It is called a LoverBot. Maybe it's one of its functions," Wooyoung said grouchily. "Anyway, did you find the website you ordered it from?"
"Yea, I just did," Junho said, after tip-tapping on his laptop. "But it says it's 'Temporarily Unavailable'." He turned the computer for his friend to see the screen.
Wooyoung's face fell. "Are you serious?"
"Did you find the return policy?" Junho asked.
"No," Wooyoung answered, flatly. "But I found the order form with a number."
Junho closed his laptop. "Did you call them?"
"I called them this morning. And it turned out to be the shipping service's number." Wooyoung sighed. "So I asked for a number and address of the company they shipped for and they said there was a system crash and they lost their records."
"Hmm, suspicious," Junho said, while rubbing his chin thoughtfully. "So what now?"
"I don't know since there doesn't seem to be a way to return him." Wooyoung was looking depressed now.
"Are you going to keep him?" Junho wondered, but kinda knew the answered already.
"No way!" Wooyoung replied, of course. And then he did thought of something. "But I was thinking if this is a two month free trial then when the time expires wouldn't someone come to collect him?"
"That's true." Junho nodded. "But do you really want to keep him for two whole months?"
Wooyoung shook his head. "I don't think I can take two months with him. He's so clingy. The only way I could come to meet you here today without him following me is because he's in sleep mode now."
"Sleep mode?" Junho had on a puzzled look.
"I read in his instruction guide that sleep mode is when a LoverBot is in a rest state to recharge its battery," Wooyoung explained.
"Hmm, interesting." Junho was doing that chin rubbing thing again, thoughtfully. "Does the instruction also say how to shut him off?"
Wooyoung took a sip of his ice tea. "I checked that too, but it didn't say."
Junho thought for a second. "Have you seen a switch off button or something like that on him?"
"You think he has one?" Wooyoung wondered why he hadn't thought of that.
"Well, all electronic appliances have one, and he's a robot so maybe he does too," Junho assumed.
Then it hit on Wooyoung. "He just looks so real sometimes I forget he's actually a robot."
"That's true," Junho agreed. "I although I did think he looked like a doll too."
All of a sudden they both went silent.
Then Junho spoke up. "Hey, Wooyoung..."
"Yea..." Wooyoung looked at Junho, but the other still seemed to be thinking. "What?"
"I was wondering... since he is a Lover...Bot..." Junho was wavering. "Has he ever tried to... doitwithyou." He blurted out the last part quickly.
Wooyoung stared at his friend for a long second before leaning towards Junho and reached out his hand.
"Oww~" Junho covered his already bruised eye. "I think you poked my eye."
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Wooyoung got home and there was the LoverBot still up against the wall in his sleep mode. Wooyoung was actually relieved. He puts his bag down and walked up to Nichkhun and sort just stares at him.
Wooyoung stuck his tongue out at the LoverBot, and made some funny faces while he was at it. He also jumped up and down waved his hands up in the air and he did a little dance. Wooyoung was just having a little fun. Then he stopped, tired probably.
Seeing the nonreactive robot Wooyoung started to wonder again where could Nichkhun's off switch button be. He squished the LoverBot's cheeks together with his palms a couple times just to be sure there was no response, which there wasn't. Plus Wooyoung had to laugh at Nichkhun's squished up face.
From there Wooyoung began his examination starting at the top of Nichkhun's head. He was mostly just ruffling his hair around. Then he pulled on his ears. His hands traveled down to the back of his neck where Wooyoung pressed his fingers around. Maybe there was button or something that will pop out he thought, but nothing.
Continuing, Wooyoung glided down Nichkhun's broad shoulders, biceps, forearms, that were all finely sculpted. Next, he took the LoverBot's hands in his. They were quite nice and smooth, not very veiny or rough and callusy like some guys are. Then Wooyoung reminded himself NichKhun was a robot. Only real guys out in the real world would come home with rough and callusy hands. Wooyoung was checking each finger and palm to see if there's any secret compartment. Still there was nothing.
It was getting frustrating for Wooyoung. So what was next? Well, Wooyoung wasn't going below the waist. Instead, he pats Nichkhun's chest a couple times. He was wondering if there might be something under the tight fitted shirt. The shirt is tight because it was Wooyoung's, who was slightly smaller than the LoverBot in size. Well, it not like he was going to buy the robot new clothes to wear.
Anyway, this was getting into dangerous territory. But Wooyoung had to remind himself again that Nichkhun was just a robot. So he lift's up the other's shirt and saw glistening chocolate abs. Okay, it might be strange but Wooyoung started poking his fingers at them like a keypad. As if he got the combination code correct maybe something might happen.
Something did happen. Another pair of hands suddenly grabbed both of Wooyoung's hands. He looked up and Nichkhun's eye's were wide open, big, sparkling and looking right at him. The LoverBot is no longer in sleep mode.
Wooyoung gasped, surprised.
"If you wanted to touch me you just had to say it," the LoverBot said, almost seductively.
Wooyoung shook his head trying desperately to deny it. "It's not what you think."
Suddenly was Wooyoung up in the air in Nichkhun's finely sculpted arms. The LoverBot carried into the bedroom.
"Put me down!" Wooyoung was kicking his feet as he struggles in Nichkhun's hold.
The LoverBot drops Wooyoung's on to the bed and straddles on top of him. "I want to touch you too." Nichkhun smiled.
Just as the LoverBot was leaning down closer Wooyoung realized he was in real trouble. So by instinct he lets out a warrior cry "Heyahh~!" And kicks the other in the abdomen, jumped off his bed and shoved Nichkhun out of his room, shuts the door and locks it.
Wooyoung exhales heavily from all the action. He swears, "I'm gonna kill Junho."
Notes: If you still like the story or want me to continue the story please leave a small comment or anything. Thank you for reading! ...Hope my new fanfic poster does NOT look too bad.