I felt a tinsy bit bad for him, but nevertheless it was rad as hell.

Oh yeah, that's right.

He died.

OMGWTF, I'm going to hell. :(

omg, roflroflozxlzozlzozlozlzzolz gtimesitmgiemsitmeifm

good times, matt.

"uh yeah, ill have a mr. pibb"

"Sprite? Okay!"

WTF! BITCH I DIDNT ASK FOR A SPRITE, I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR A MR. PIBB. MAYBE IF YOU DRAINED THE CUM FROM YOUR SLUTTY EARS BITCH, YOU WOUDL'VE HEARD ME BETTER.

The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.

"There is this talent agency and they are looking for fresh talent in the region so they put up posters everywhere. After a long day of casting calls the talent agent's secretary announces that the last candidates are ready to perform. A family of four walks into the talent office, a mother, a father, a girl and her younger brother. The little ( Read more... )

TODAY.

MATT WUZ LIEK, D00d, I am kewl!

It went down like this.

Matt: I'm kewl
Me: neg, fhhgt.
Matt: lolol so tru zach!11!
Me: tyty.

High fives for all the styes in your eyes.

LOZLOZLOZLZOZLOZLZOLZOZL

OMFG)ZZZR)0rz

Serious thought:

What would you call a cheerleader with bad leadership skills? What are they a 'cheerfollower'?

The more I think about it, they're probably those fat girls. You know, the ones that spot the skinny girls.

hmm.

I haven't talked to her in a couple of days ( Read more... )

My eye was killing me earlier. ;/

but it feels better now.

I ate some jumbalaya before knocking out on the couch for a bit, until my dad came home.

Then I had to do my homeworkk with my eye all crappy and stuff. But I finished itttt.

hoorah hoorah.

New glasses ( Read more... )