#44 - Real Tabloids

Mar 20, 2014 00:47

-insert picture of Kazuya walking out from Sexopolis ( Read more... )

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haratetsu March 19 2014, 17:05:25 UTC
Oh my dear god! And here I thought the eloping marriage with my best friend was already fantastic! Excuse me while I laugh myself silly! I apologize for my amusement, but to anyone who knows you, reading that is like reading a silly joke. And I naively already put this day off as boring.

Sometimes I really wonder where they get these stories and why they don't pursue the carreer of a writer. And notice how no one thinks of secret girlfriend first. This country is perverted some bad...

Nevermind it, Kazuya-san. It won't take too long untill they move onto the next sensation. In fact, I might provide them one myself pretty soon, hah-hah!

[ooc: I hope Kazuya doesn't get offended at his amusement, but he finds it really ridiculous. And it's probably the funniest thing he heard today. This is basically his way of showing his support.]

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tokukazu March 20 2014, 14:16:53 UTC
I mentally face palmed myself when I read such tabloids. I wished these creative writers would find something better to write, really.

I hope so, Tetsuya. It's somewhat embarrassing for my parents to read such..papers again.

Sensation? I hope it's nothing as bad as mine..

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haratetsu March 20 2014, 22:01:09 UTC
Supposedly this is more interesting to the wide mass than a fictional romance novel.

And you know me~ It's gonna be a flashy, scandalous headline, if nothing else.

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shh_im_talking March 22 2014, 00:01:09 UTC
Piece of advice. Laying low does not include going to sex shops. Buy your kinky bondage gear online like the rest of us if you're afraid of being caught red handed. You really have only yourself to blame if you know that people are going to be following you and taking your picture and then you go into a well known sex shop.

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tokukazu March 23 2014, 06:51:38 UTC
I know Ibu-san. I didn't think my undercover would be exposed. I don't know if I can trust online websites, especially when they know it's going to be delivered to me.

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shh_im_talking March 23 2014, 09:01:28 UTC
Have it delivered to an anonymous name at a PO box or even a friend. If there are things you need you can have them sent to me, for example, and pick them up at your leisure. There are always ways around such things.

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madamadapro March 22 2014, 03:55:04 UTC
Your fault for going into a perverted place like that.

But I should thank you. Because of this, I'm not getting crap for moving in with Kintarou. Or ditching my deadbeat dad. Or anything like that. So, keep it up, Kazuya. The more you're in the tabloids, the less I am.

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tokukazu March 23 2014, 06:46:38 UTC
I don't think there's any wrong with that.

Your most welcome, Ryoma.

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madamadapro March 24 2014, 04:58:02 UTC
Of course there is! Only perverts go to places like that!

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