Creature double feature! To spare your F-lists!
Who: Temari and Shikamaru
When: November 18, 2007
Warnings: Usual TemaShika stuff.
[19:05] Papa Bear: Thursday
[19:05] Mama Bear: Eh?
[19:05] *** Auto-response from Papa Bear: Getting wet and naked.
[19:05] Papa Bear: she's going to be two months.
[19:05] Mama Bear: ...yeah. ♥
[19:05] Papa Bear: ♥
[19:05] Mama Bear: That's crazy.
[19:05] Papa Bear: She's going to be so damn cute.
[19:05] Papa Bear: Yeah, it is...
[19:05] Mama Bear: It's been a long two months.
[19:05] Papa Bear: Mmmhm.
[19:06] Papa Bear: How long have we even known? About... nineteen days for me, twenty-five for you, right?
[19:06] Mama Bear: About, yeah.
[19:06] Papa Bear: Yeah, that's right.
[19:07] Papa Bear: She'll be here before we know it.
[19:07] Mama Bear: I know...shit, that's pretty...scary.
[19:07] Papa Bear: It is.
[19:08] Papa Bear: then before we know it, she'll be having her first birthday.
[19:08] Mama Bear: And then her third and fifth and tenth and then she'll be bringing boys home.
[19:09] Papa Bear: Ugh/
[19:09] Mama Bear: I don't even get it.
[19:09] Mama Bear: How can something be so scary and exciting?
[19:10] Papa Bear: Hmm. I don't know.
[19:11] Papa Bear: I wonder what her first word'll be.
[19:11] Mama Bear: Mm, me too...
[19:13] Papa Bear: She'll be the cutest baby ever.
[19:13] Mama Bear: Definitely.
[19:13] Mama Bear: I wonder if she'll be blond, like me...
[19:13] Papa Bear: ...Uh.
[19:13] Papa Bear: No.
[19:13] Mama Bear: Probably not.
[19:13] Mama Bear: That's a recessive trait.
[19:13] Papa Bear: ...You don't... What?
[19:14] Mama Bear: Huh?
[19:14] Papa Bear: You dyed your hair blonde....?
[19:14] Mama Bear: ...no.
[19:14] Papa Bear: Didn't you?
[19:14] Papa Bear: ...
[19:14] Mama Bear: It's naturally that color.
[19:15] Papa Bear: ....I didn't know that.
[19:15] Mama Bear: ...how did you not know that?
[19:15] Mama Bear: You never noticed that I never have black roots?
[19:17] Papa Bear: Fucking net.
[19:18] Mama Bear: Eh?
[19:18] Papa Bear: I thought you just like... kept up on your roots .
[19:18] Papa Bear: Or something.
[19:18] Mama Bear: Nope.
[19:18] Papa Bear: ....Weird
[19:19] Papa Bear: Are you not full Asian?
[19:19] Mama Bear: No, I should be.
[19:20] Papa Bear: Huh.
[19:20] Mama Bear: ...hah. Darling, you're so gullible.
[19:20] Papa Bear: ...Huh?
[19:20] Papa Bear: You're just a liar.
[19:20] Mama Bear: ♥
[19:21] Mama Bear: In all honesty it's this gross...brown...blond...weird color.
[19:21] Papa Bear: ...Oh.
[19:21] Mama Bear: Our family's genetics are weird.
[19:22] Papa Bear: Obviously.
[19:22] Mama Bear: I really don't know the family tree.
[19:22] Papa Bear: I think you got some American or some shit in you.
[19:22] Mama Bear: So there might be Russian or German in there.
[19:22] Mama Bear: That's not a race, babe.
[19:22] Papa Bear: ...Yeah.
[19:22] Papa Bear: I call white American.
[19:22] Papa Bear: Any kind of white.
[19:22] Mama Bear: Hah.
[19:23] Papa Bear: Whatever, fine, I think you got white in you. ,
[19:23] Mama Bear: Maybe.
[19:23] Mama Bear: But it'd be way far back or something.
[19:24] Papa Bear: Or someone was unfaithful
[19:24] Mama Bear: You know
[19:24] Mama Bear: Some nights I'd wish that.
[19:25] Mama Bear: That my father wasn't really my father and my real dad would come...whisk me away or something and we'd have fun and shit.
[19:25] Papa Bear: .....Yeah.
[19:25] Mama Bear: That's why I started coloring my hair in the first place, really.
[19:26] Mama Bear: I mean it was already more blond than anything but I wanted to be really different from him.
[19:26] Papa Bear: Oh. Yeah. I thought you did it 'cause it was hot.
[19:26] Mama Bear: ...although come to think of it, dad kind of had lighter brown hair...whatever.
[19:26] Papa Bear: ...Like Kank?
[19:26] Mama Bear: Yeah
[19:27] Papa Bear: ...Poor Kankurou.
[19:27] Mama Bear: I look more like my mom. I should dig up those pictures again. I forget what she looks like. Just that my face is a lot like hers.
[19:27] Papa Bear: Aah
[19:27] Papa Bear: Then your mom was hot.
[19:28] Mama Bear: Hah.
[19:30] Mama Bear: I still think she'll look like you though.
[19:30] Mama Bear: Dark hair and dark eyes are way dominant over light hair and green eyes.
[19:31] Papa Bear: Yeah.
[19:31] Mama Bear: Maybe she'll have my face. Or personality.
[19:31] Papa Bear: Personality.
[19:32] Mama Bear: That's not really genetic though..
[19:32] Papa Bear: She'll be thrashing in her crib like a demon child.
[19:32] Mama Bear: Hey now!
[19:32] Mama Bear: That's not nice.
[19:32] Papa Bear: It's true though
[19:33] Mama Bear: Our little girl will be a sweetheart.
[19:33] Papa Bear: No she won't.
[19:33] Papa Bear: She'll be fucking mean. And cruel.
[19:33] Papa Bear: Maybe even evil.
[19:33] Mama Bear: Nuh uh.
[19:34] Papa Bear: Uh huh.
[19:34] Papa Bear: She'll take after her mama and granma.
[19:34] Mama Bear: You calling me evil?
[19:34] Papa Bear: ...Yeah
[19:34] Mama Bear: ...I'm telling your mother you called us evil.
[19:35] Papa Bear: ...Telling on me to my mother?
[19:35] Mama Bear: Yep.
[19:35] Papa Bear: ...
[19:35] Papa Bear: I'm ashamed.
[19:35] Mama Bear: Ashamed? Or scared shitless?
[19:35] Papa Bear: ...
[19:36] Papa Bear: Both.
[19:36] Mama Bear: ♥
[19:36] Papa Bear: ♥
[19:36] Mama Bear: Shika, I'm thirsty.
[19:36] Papa Bear: What do you want to drink?
[19:36] Mama Bear: I don't know.
[19:37] Papa Bear: Tea? Soda?
[19:37] Mama Bear: That's all got caffeine in it and I had tea this morning.
[19:37] Papa Bear: Oh.
[19:37] Papa Bear: Uh.
[19:37] Mama Bear: I'm hungry too.
[19:37] Papa Bear: ...I can go buy something
[19:37] Papa Bear: What do you want to eat?
[19:37] Mama Bear: ...let's go get something to eat together. ♥
[19:38] Papa Bear: Hah.
[19:38] Papa Bear: Okay.
[19:38] Mama Bear: Great, I'll come get dressed.
[21:50] Mama Bear: ♥
[21:50] *** Auto-response from Papa Bear: Ow damn fuck.
[21:50] Papa Bear: ♥
[21:51] Mama Bear: Thanks babe. I owe you one now~.
[21:51] Papa Bear: Nah.
[21:51] Mama Bear: Oh?
[21:51] Papa Bear: Mmm.
[21:51] Mama Bear: If you say so.
[21:52] Mama Bear: Can you guess what tomorrow is?
[21:52] Papa Bear: November nineteenth two-thousand and eight?
[21:52] Mama Bear: Seven, and yes, but not what I was getting it.
[21:52] Mama Bear: at*
[21:52] Papa Bear: Uh, seven.
[21:52] Papa Bear: Yeah.
[21:52] Papa Bear: Oh.
[21:53] Papa Bear: That somehow slipped my mind. I mean the date.
[21:53] Mama Bear: Heh.
[21:53] Mama Bear: Are you excited?
[21:53] Papa Bear: I guess you could say that.
[21:54] Mama Bear: Glad to know you're indifferent about getting married.
[21:54] Papa Bear: I ain't.
[21:55] Mama Bear: Are you scared?
[21:55] Papa Bear: Uh uh.
[21:55] Mama Bear: Sad?
[21:55] Papa Bear: Why would I be sad?
[21:56] Mama Bear: This is just a big thing
[21:56] Papa Bear: So, that wouldn't make me sad.
[21:56] Mama Bear: Just making sure.
[21:56] Papa Bear: Why, are you sad ?
[21:56] Mama Bear: Not at all.
[21:56] Papa Bear: Good.
[21:58] Mama Bear: You'll have to get up early.
[21:58] Papa Bear: How early?
[21:58] Mama Bear: 8 or 9?
[21:58] Papa Bear: Okay.
[21:59] Mama Bear: You got any other plans tomorrow?
[21:59] Papa Bear: Seeing Chouji later on.
[21:59] Mama Bear: Alright.
[21:59] Mama Bear: You two going to go eat somewhere or should I expect you home?
[21:59] Papa Bear: I don't know.
[22:00] Papa Bear: I'll come home by then.
[22:00] Mama Bear: We should go somewhere really nice for dinner.
[22:00] Papa Bear: Yeah. I still feel like we're married though.
[22:00] Mama Bear: ...I know.
[22:00] Papa Bear: Kank even thinks we're already married.
[22:01] Mama Bear: I'm glad it'll be official though.
[22:01] Papa Bear: Yeah.
[22:01] Mama Bear: I just feel like we should do something special to celebrate.
[22:02] Papa Bear: Yeah. We should I guess.
[22:02] Mama Bear: We don't have to, of course.
[22:02] Papa Bear: No if you want to we should.
[22:02] Mama Bear: But if you don't wanna do that, then I get to choose what we get for takeout.
[22:02] Papa Bear: 'Kay.
[22:03] Papa Bear: Mmm.
[22:03] Papa Bear: It's weird.
[22:03] Mama Bear: Hmm?
[22:03] Papa Bear: We're getting married and havin a kid.
[22:03] Mama Bear: Yeah.
[22:03] Papa Bear: That's just weoird.
[22:04] Papa Bear: weird
[22:04] Mama Bear: I know.
[22:04] Mama Bear: Funny though...
[22:04] Mama Bear: Three years ago tomorrow. Same day I saved your sorry ass.
[22:04] Papa Bear: And she's already almost two months.
[22:04] Mama Bear: Yeah.
[22:04] Papa Bear: Hah.
[22:04] Papa Bear: Yeah
[22:04] Papa Bear: ..
[22:04] Mama Bear: Ironic how that worked out, huh?
[22:04] Papa Bear: Yeah. I didn't see this shit coming.
[22:04] Papa Bear: Even last month.
[22:04] Mama Bear: Neither did I.
[22:05] Mama Bear: In retrospect though...
[22:05] Papa Bear: Mm.
[22:05] Mama Bear: I always considered that the day we became friends.
[22:05] Papa Bear: Hah.
[22:05] Papa Bear: Yeah well.
[22:05] Papa Bear: Still.
[22:05] Papa Bear: This isn't what I expected.
[22:05] Mama Bear: I know.
[22:05] Mama Bear: Are you disappointed?
[22:05] Papa Bear: ...No.
[22:06] Mama Bear: Didn't think so.
[22:06] Papa Bear: Mm.
[22:06] Papa Bear: Still it seems so random.
[22:06] Mama Bear: I know.
[22:06] Mama Bear: I like to tell myself it's happening for a reason.
[22:07] Papa Bear: Mmm. Stuff like this does just happy though
[22:07] Papa Bear: happen
[22:07] Mama Bear: Shh. I know that.
[22:07] Papa Bear: ♥
[22:07] Mama Bear: ♥
[22:07] Papa Bear: That's weird too.
[22:07] Mama Bear: What?
[22:07] Papa Bear: I don't know.
[22:08] Mama Bear: No, what is "that"?
[22:08] Papa Bear: Nothing.
[22:08] Mama Bear: No, what?
[22:08] Papa Bear: All the ♥ stuff and all that... loving stuff.
[22:09] Mama Bear: ...I can stop.
[22:09] Papa Bear: ...I'm not saying that
[22:09] Papa Bear: I never said I disliked it.
[22:09] Papa Bear: It's just strange to me.
[22:10] Mama Bear: Ooh.
[22:10] Papa Bear: And to see you all... not being a hag all the time.
[22:10] Mama Bear: I can go back to that too. ♥
[22:10] Papa Bear: Ha.
[22:10] Mama Bear: Let me be honest though...
[22:10] Mama Bear: I really try not to be too harsh on you.
[22:11] Mama Bear: I don't want to push you away or something like that.
[22:11] Papa Bear: Ugh, you won't.
[22:11] Mama Bear: You'd worry too, if you were in my position.
[22:11] Mama Bear: I push a lot of people away.
[22:11] Papa Bear: What the fuck could you do that would make that happen?
[22:12] Papa Bear: You already bitched me out and hit me and I didn't give a shit.
[22:12] Mama Bear: I...yeah...but if I kept doing that stuff, wouldn't you get tired of it?
[22:12] Mama Bear: I think you would.
[22:12] Papa Bear: No.
[22:12] Papa Bear: I wouldn't.
[22:12] Mama Bear: Well still.
[22:12] Mama Bear: I don't like hurting you.
[22:12] Papa Bear: I don't mind it.
[22:13] Mama Bear: Yeah but it hurts me too
[22:13] Mama Bear: I mean
[22:13] Mama Bear: At least when someone else hurts you, I can bitch and scream at them.
[22:13] Mama Bear: What about when I do?
[22:13] Papa Bear: Don't worry about when you do it. Or anyone else, for that matter. I can take care of myself.
[22:13] Mama Bear: ....
[22:13] Papa Bear: ...
[22:13] Papa Bear: What?
[22:14] Papa Bear: What?
[22:14] Mama Bear: I just...
[22:14] Mama Bear: Why can't I worry about you?
[22:14] Mama Bear: You can fret and fawn over me all you like, but I can't worry about you and your well being?
[22:15] Papa Bear: My well being is well. So you don't pay it any mind.
[22:15] Mama Bear: I'm coming to bed.
[22:15] Mama Bear: I feel really tired suddenly.
[22:15] Papa Bear: ...
[22:15] Papa Bear: Are you upset at me now?
[22:15] Mama Bear: No.
[22:15] Papa Bear: Uhhuh.
[22:15] Mama Bear: Just tired.
[22:16] Papa Bear: Fine, come to bed.
Who: Temari and Shikamaru
When: November 19, 2007
Warnings: Usual TemaShika stuff. Extra angst.
[18:23] Papa Bear: .........
[18:24] Mama Bear: Hmm?
[18:26] Mama Bear: Hun?
[18:26] Papa Bear: Sorry.
[18:26] Papa Bear: Uh.
[18:27] Papa Bear: I wanted to tell you something all fucking day.
[18:27] Mama Bear: What's that?
[18:27] Papa Bear: I don't know.
[18:28] Papa Bear: I can't remember.
[18:28] Mama Bear: ...you don't know.
[18:28] Papa Bear: No.
[18:28] Mama Bear: Well. Let me know when you remember, babe.
[18:28] Papa Bear: I will.
[18:28] Papa Bear: And
[18:28] Papa Bear: We got together because of a printer.
[18:28] Mama Bear: Yep.
[18:28] Papa Bear: ....
[18:28] Mama Bear: What?
[18:29] Papa Bear: It's weird.
[18:29] Mama Bear: People have met weirder ways.
[18:29] Papa Bear: ...We didn't meet that way, babe.
[18:29] Mama Bear: Well
[18:29] Mama Bear: Gotten together due to weirder things.
[18:29] Papa Bear: Yeah, I guess.
[18:30] Papa Bear: Are your friends cute?
[18:30] Mama Bear: ...huh?
[18:30] Papa Bear: Like Ami or whatever her name is.
[18:30] Mama Bear: Uhh, I guess?
[18:30] Mama Bear: Why?
[18:31] Mama Bear: You're not hooking up with one of my friends...
[18:32] Mama Bear: Hun?
[18:32] Papa Bear: HuH?
[18:32] Mama Bear: Is something wrong? You seem distracted.
[18:33] Papa Bear: No, I'm talking to like a million people on AIM.
[18:33] Papa Bear: But I was asking for Kida.
[18:33] Papa Bear: Kiba even.
[18:33] Mama Bear: Oh.
[18:34] Papa Bear: I wouldn't be stupid enough to cheat with your friends, you know that.
[18:34] Mama Bear: That's...nevermind, I wasn't really trying to imply that.
[18:35] Mama Bear: Or I mean...
[18:35] Mama Bear: Sorry. I didn't intend to imply that you wanted to cheat on me.
[18:35] Papa Bear: Now your brother... ♥
[18:35] Mama Bear: Heh.
[18:35] Papa Bear: Not seriously, though.
[18:35] Mama Bear: I know
[18:36] Papa Bear: I'd be too scared to get fucked up.
[18:36] Mama Bear: Mm yeah.
[18:36] Papa Bear: Man.
[18:36] Papa Bear: I want to tell you something.
[18:37] Papa Bear: Babe.
[18:37] Papa Bear: Babe?
[18:37] Papa Bear: Tem?
[18:37] Papa Bear: Temari?
[18:37] Mama Bear: Yeah?
[18:37] Mama Bear: What?
[18:37] Papa Bear: ...
[18:37] Papa Bear: What were you doing
[18:37] Papa Bear: ?*
[18:37] Mama Bear: Nothing, just reading something online.
[18:37] Mama Bear: What do you want to tell me?
[18:37] Papa Bear: I can't remember still.
[18:38] Papa Bear: It's annoying the hell out of me.
[18:38] Mama Bear: Oh.
[18:38] Mama Bear: I'm sorry.
[18:38] Papa Bear: It's fine.
[18:38] Papa Bear: Babe.
[18:38] Mama Bear: Hmm?
[18:38] Papa Bear: Are you okay?
[18:39] Mama Bear: Yeah.
[18:39] Papa Bear: Hmm/
[18:39] Mama Bear: What..?
[18:40] Papa Bear: You don't feel like talking about anything or whatever?
[18:40] Mama Bear: Not really...
[18:40] Papa Bear: Anything on your mind?
[18:41] Mama Bear: Nope.
[18:41] Papa Bear: ...
[18:42] Mama Bear: I still wanna know who left that basket.
[18:43] Papa Bear: What?
[18:43] Papa Bear: Oh.
[18:43] Papa Bear: Is that why you're so pissy?
[18:43] Mama Bear: What?
[18:43] Mama Bear: I'm not pissy.
[18:43] Mama Bear: Why would I be pissed that someone left us a gift?
[18:44] Papa Bear: I don't know.
[18:44] Mama Bear: I just wanna know who left it.
[18:44] Papa Bear: Why're you so pissy then?
[18:44] Papa Bear: Wait nevermind.
[18:44] Mama Bear: Mmhmm.
[18:45] Mama Bear: You sure Chouji didn't leave it?
[18:45] Papa Bear: Uh huh.
[18:45] Papa Bear: Babe.
[18:45] Mama Bear: Hmm?
[18:45] Papa Bear: You aren't talking much, and you're acting kind of strange.
[18:45] Mama Bear: Just not much to talk about.
[18:46] Papa Bear: ..Okay.
[18:47] Papa Bear: ...
[18:47] Papa Bear: Nothing at all you want to talk about?
[18:47] Mama Bear: Nope.
[18:51] Mama Bear: Mm. This isn't what I thought getting married would be like...
[18:52] Papa Bear: ...What?
[18:52] Mama Bear: I don't know. I mean I'm happy. I just thought I'd be...giddier.
[18:52] Papa Bear: ...Yeah.
[18:53] Mama Bear: I wish we could have at least gone and done something...
[18:53] Papa Bear: I said we could...
[18:53] Mama Bear: You really didn't seem to want to.
[18:53] Papa Bear: Does it ever seem like I want to do anything though?
[18:54] Mama Bear: I guess not.
[18:54] Papa Bear: Ugh.
[18:54] Papa Bear: Why are you mad at me?
[18:54] Mama Bear: But I was hoping you'd be enthusiastic about this.
[18:54] Mama Bear: I'm not mad...
[18:54] Papa Bear: You're not enthusiastic, either.
[18:55] Mama Bear: Yeah because the whole day was overall depressing.
[18:55] Mama Bear: You were out with your friend for half of it, and I like Chouji, I want you to see him and all...but...
[18:56] Papa Bear: I'm sorry
[18:56] Mama Bear: It's okay.
[18:57] Papa Bear: Man
[18:59] Papa Bear: ...You still there?
[18:59] Mama Bear: Yep
[19:04] Mama Bear: Something you wanted to say, babe?
[19:04] Papa Bear: I don't know.
[19:04] Mama Bear: Alright
[19:04] Papa Bear: What's wrong?
[19:05] Papa Bear: You don't want to do this, do you?
[19:05] Mama Bear: Huh?
[19:05] Mama Bear: No, I do.
[19:09] Mama Bear: ...you want this, right?
[19:09] Papa Bear: Mhm
[19:09] Mama Bear: Good.
[19:10] Papa Bear: ...
[19:12] Papa Bear: We don't communicate enough.
[19:12] Mama Bear: I know that.
[19:18] Papa Bear: Huh.
[19:18] Mama Bear: Mmm?
[19:18] Papa Bear: I was reading something
[19:19] Papa Bear: and it was saying how old kids were when they usually started masturbating and it was like ten to twelve
[19:19] Mama Bear: Yeah?
[19:19] Papa Bear: Ten to twelve?
[19:19] Mama Bear: Yeah?
[19:19] Mama Bear: When did you start?
[19:19] Papa Bear: When I was like... younger than that.
[19:19] Mama Bear: Ahhh
[19:19] Mama Bear: Well that's probably an average.
[19:19] Mama Bear: Like I didn start 'til I was 15 or 16...
[19:20] Papa Bear: ........
[19:20] Papa Bear: Really?
[19:20] Mama Bear: Yep
[19:20] Papa Bear: ....
[19:20] Papa Bear: Weird.
[19:20] Mama Bear: Well.
[19:20] Mama Bear: There's reasons.
[19:20] Papa Bear: ...Oh yeah.
[19:22] Papa Bear: I need a smoke.
[19:22] Mama Bear: ....
[19:22] Mama Bear: Okay...
[19:23] Papa Bear: What?
[19:23] Mama Bear: I just think it's gross and you know that.
[19:23] Papa Bear: Yeah. I don't know why though.
[19:24] Mama Bear: Uh because it smells disgusting and it makes me cough and it tastes like licking an ashtray if I have to kiss you.
[19:24] Papa Bear: So. Ashtrays ain't that bad.
[19:25] Mama Bear: ......
[19:25] Mama Bear: Ew, just ew.
[19:25] Papa Bear: I like it.
[19:26] Mama Bear: I don't even fucking see how.
[19:26] Mama Bear: But whatever
[19:26] Mama Bear: Enjoy your cancer.
[19:26] Papa Bear: I will.
[19:26] Papa Bear: I ain't gettin cancer.
[19:26] Mama Bear: How do you know that?
[19:26] Papa Bear: Because, I just do.
[19:27] Mama Bear: Tch. But you don't.
[19:27] Papa Bear: Nothing bad ever happens to me.
[19:27] Mama Bear: ...
[19:28] Papa Bear: ...You know I'm right.
[19:28] Mama Bear: Uh. Not really.
[19:28] Papa Bear: What?
[19:29] Mama Bear: ...nothing that happened last month was bad?
[19:30] Papa Bear: I mean I never get hurt.
[19:30] Mama Bear: Who's to say that's gonna last forever?
[19:30] Papa Bear: The guy who can get hit by a car and not suffer a scratch.
[19:31] Mama Bear: FIne
[19:31] Mama Bear: Whatever.
[19:31] Mama Bear: Keep smoking just don't...don't even do it around me.
[19:31] Mama Bear: Go outside.
[19:31] Papa Bear: Yeah yeah
[19:31] Papa Bear: I want to know what's bothering you, though.
[19:32] Mama Bear: I already told you.
[19:32] Mama Bear: Today was just really anticlimactic.
[19:36] Papa Bear: .....
[19:36] Mama Bear: What?
[19:36] Mama Bear: I'm being honest.
[19:36] Papa Bear: I know
[19:36] Mama Bear: I'm happy that we're together officially and shit. But it was just...depressing.
[19:36] Mama Bear: Maybe I'm just hormonal again or some shit.
[19:36] Papa Bear: All of this shit is depressing.
[19:37] Papa Bear: Goddamn.
[19:37] Papa Bear: This sucks.
[19:37] Papa Bear: You're never going to be happy with this shit.
[19:37] Mama Bear: What?
[19:38] Papa Bear: Forget it.
[19:38] Mama Bear: No.
[19:38] Mama Bear: Be honest with me.
[19:38] Papa Bear: I am
[19:40] Papa Bear: ...I wonder if it would even help to be honest?
[19:40] Mama Bear: Yes.
[19:40] Mama Bear: It would.
[19:40] Mama Bear: Why are you lying to me anyway?
[19:40] Papa Bear: That's the shit that really fucked us up to begin with.
[19:40] Mama Bear: Being honest?
[19:40] Mama Bear: You'd rather I lied to you that whole time then?
[19:40] Papa Bear: No.
[19:41] Papa Bear: But you weren't going to tell me anyway....
[19:41] Mama Bear: I would have told you.
[19:41] Papa Bear: When?
[19:41] Mama Bear: Eventually.
[19:42] Papa Bear: ...Okay.
[19:42] Papa Bear: Hmmm.
[19:43] Mama Bear: Hmm?
[19:44] Papa Bear: Nevermind.
[19:44] Mama Bear: ...I want to know.
[19:44] Papa Bear: It's nothing.
[19:45] Papa Bear: Well
[19:45] Papa Bear: it is, but I don't want to start shit.
[19:45] Mama Bear: No I want you to tell me
[19:45] Papa Bear: But it'll start shit.
[19:46] Mama Bear: It'll start more shit if you don't.
[19:46] Papa Bear: I'm not too sure about that.
[19:46] Mama Bear: Tell me. Now. I really am getting pissed now.
[19:47] Papa Bear: I kissed some chick when we were broken up?
[19:47] Mama Bear: ...fucking hell, that's it?
[19:47] Mama Bear: Well, who?
[19:47] Papa Bear: Uhh.
[19:47] Papa Bear: Kurenai.
[19:47] Mama Bear: .....
[19:47] Mama Bear: Isn't she twice your age and pregnant?
[19:48] Papa Bear: ...Mmm.
[19:48] Mama Bear: ...that's a little weird.
[19:48] Papa Bear: Yeah, I know.
[19:48] Papa Bear: I still feel weird about it.
[19:48] Mama Bear: You didn't...do anything else, did you?
[19:48] Papa Bear: Ugh, no.
[19:48] Mama Bear: Good.
[19:49] Mama Bear: Fuck...if you don't even think you can be honest to me about something like that...
[19:49] Mama Bear: ...maybe this was a mistake...
[19:49] Papa Bear: ...It's not even like that.
[19:49] Papa Bear: ...
[19:50] Papa Bear: If it was something like really serious I'd have told you.
[19:50] Papa Bear: Whatever you're right.
[19:54] Mama Bear: I want to lay in bed. I'm coming in there.
[19:54] Papa Bear: Whatever
[21:58] Mama Bear: I can't sleep.
[21:58] Papa Bear: Why?
[21:58] Mama Bear: I'm worried there are things you're not telling me...
[21:58] Papa Bear: ...Oh. Like what?
[21:58] Mama Bear: Well if I knew what I wouldn't worry.
[21:59] Papa Bear: What do ya want to know?
[22:00] Mama Bear: ...well, whatever it is you're not telling me.
[22:00] Papa Bear: Ugh.
[22:00] Papa Bear: Hold on I got to piss.
[22:01] Mama Bear: Fin
[22:01] Mama Bear: Fine*
[22:01] Papa Bear: 'Kay
[22:02] Papa Bear: I don't know what to tell you.
[22:02] Mama Bear: Are you keeping things from me?
[22:03] Papa Bear: Things like what?
[22:03] Mama Bear: I don't know!
[22:05] Papa Bear: I don't know.
[22:06] Papa Bear: I don't think I am.
[22:06] Mama Bear: Promise?
[22:06] Papa Bear: I told you more shit about me right away than I had to force out of you.
[22:07] Mama Bear: ...
[22:07] Mama Bear: Don't even.
[22:07] Mama Bear: Don't you even dare go there.
[22:07] Papa Bear: Whatever.
[22:08] Mama Bear: Just promise me, please?
[22:09] Papa Bear: Fine.
[22:09] Mama Bear: Say it. Please.
[22:09] Papa Bear: I said fine.
[22:09] Mama Bear: No.
[22:09] Mama Bear: I want you to actually say it.
[22:09] Papa Bear: Why
[22:10] Mama Bear: Because.
[22:10] Papa Bear: Babe, what kind of stuff?
[22:10] Mama Bear: Anything.
[22:10] Papa Bear: Anything like.... when a girl first gets her period or what.
[22:11] Mama Bear: Anything at all.
[22:11] Papa Bear: So... you want me to list every detail of my life to you right now?
[22:12] Mama Bear: No...god damn...you know what I mean.
[22:12] Mama Bear: Why can't you just say it, if you're not keeping anything from me?
[22:12] Papa Bear: Because, if I'm keeping anything from you it's for the best.
[22:13] Mama Bear: ...................
[22:14] Papa Bear: Goddamn it, I don't know what the fuck to say. You want to hear me talk and you're just going to hear a lot of shit that pisses you off or something.
[22:14] Mama Bear: Fine.
[22:14] Mama Bear: Whatever.
[22:14] Mama Bear: Don't tell me anything.
[22:14] Mama Bear: But don't expect things to get better, either.
[22:14] Papa Bear: I don't.
[22:14] Papa Bear: I really don't.
[22:14] Papa Bear: I think shit's just going to get fucking worse.
[22:15] Papa Bear: I think we're not ready for this shit.
[22:15] Papa Bear: I don't fucking think we need to be having a fucking kid.
[22:15] Papa Bear: I don't fucking think our relationship is fucking stable.
[22:15] Mama Bear: ...then...we can...put her up for adoption...
[22:15] Papa Bear: No.
[22:15] Papa Bear: I ain't fucking doing that shit
[22:15] Mama Bear: It would be stable if you'd be honest with me like this more often. I feel like I'm walking on shards of glass all the time since I don't know what's bothering you.
[22:16] Papa Bear: Everything is bothering me.
[22:16] Papa Bear: You're fucking pregnant and I can't go fucking telling you everything that upsets me.
[22:16] Mama Bear: ...babe. Come in here.
[22:17] Papa Bear: What if something went wrong when you were having the kid?
[22:17] Papa Bear: That could happen. You could die.
[22:17] Papa Bear: And you're not ready for this shit. You want to live your life.
[22:17] Mama Bear: Come in here and we'll talk about this stuff.
[22:18] Papa Bear: Talking in person'd just make us fight more. Like always.
[22:18] Mama Bear: No.
[22:18] Papa Bear: We're fucking insane
[22:18] Mama Bear: Sweetie.
[22:18] Mama Bear: We really need to actually talk about this.
[22:18] Papa Bear: And I'm still fucking.... I don't know. That Hidan shit is fucking pissing me off.
[22:19] Mama Bear: I'm going to go sit on the couch, whether or not you actually want to talk.
[22:19] Papa Bear: I didn't want to talk to begin with
[22:19] *** Auto-response sent to Papa Bear: ...
When: November 18, 2007
Warnings: Usual TemaShika stuff.
[19:05] Papa Bear: Thursday
[19:05] Mama Bear: Eh?
[19:05] *** Auto-response from Papa Bear: Getting wet and naked.
[19:05] Papa Bear: she's going to be two months.
[19:05] Mama Bear: ...yeah. ♥
[19:05] Papa Bear: ♥
[19:05] Mama Bear: That's crazy.
[19:05] Papa Bear: She's going to be so damn cute.
[19:05] Papa Bear: Yeah, it is...
[19:05] Mama Bear: It's been a long two months.
[19:05] Papa Bear: Mmmhm.
[19:06] Papa Bear: How long have we even known? About... nineteen days for me, twenty-five for you, right?
[19:06] Mama Bear: About, yeah.
[19:06] Papa Bear: Yeah, that's right.
[19:07] Papa Bear: She'll be here before we know it.
[19:07] Mama Bear: I know...shit, that's pretty...scary.
[19:07] Papa Bear: It is.
[19:08] Papa Bear: then before we know it, she'll be having her first birthday.
[19:08] Mama Bear: And then her third and fifth and tenth and then she'll be bringing boys home.
[19:09] Papa Bear: Ugh/
[19:09] Mama Bear: I don't even get it.
[19:09] Mama Bear: How can something be so scary and exciting?
[19:10] Papa Bear: Hmm. I don't know.
[19:11] Papa Bear: I wonder what her first word'll be.
[19:11] Mama Bear: Mm, me too...
[19:13] Papa Bear: She'll be the cutest baby ever.
[19:13] Mama Bear: Definitely.
[19:13] Mama Bear: I wonder if she'll be blond, like me...
[19:13] Papa Bear: ...Uh.
[19:13] Papa Bear: No.
[19:13] Mama Bear: Probably not.
[19:13] Mama Bear: That's a recessive trait.
[19:13] Papa Bear: ...You don't... What?
[19:14] Mama Bear: Huh?
[19:14] Papa Bear: You dyed your hair blonde....?
[19:14] Mama Bear: ...no.
[19:14] Papa Bear: Didn't you?
[19:14] Papa Bear: ...
[19:14] Mama Bear: It's naturally that color.
[19:15] Papa Bear: ....I didn't know that.
[19:15] Mama Bear: ...how did you not know that?
[19:15] Mama Bear: You never noticed that I never have black roots?
[19:17] Papa Bear: Fucking net.
[19:18] Mama Bear: Eh?
[19:18] Papa Bear: I thought you just like... kept up on your roots .
[19:18] Papa Bear: Or something.
[19:18] Mama Bear: Nope.
[19:18] Papa Bear: ....Weird
[19:19] Papa Bear: Are you not full Asian?
[19:19] Mama Bear: No, I should be.
[19:20] Papa Bear: Huh.
[19:20] Mama Bear: ...hah. Darling, you're so gullible.
[19:20] Papa Bear: ...Huh?
[19:20] Papa Bear: You're just a liar.
[19:20] Mama Bear: ♥
[19:21] Mama Bear: In all honesty it's this gross...brown...blond...weird color.
[19:21] Papa Bear: ...Oh.
[19:21] Mama Bear: Our family's genetics are weird.
[19:22] Papa Bear: Obviously.
[19:22] Mama Bear: I really don't know the family tree.
[19:22] Papa Bear: I think you got some American or some shit in you.
[19:22] Mama Bear: So there might be Russian or German in there.
[19:22] Mama Bear: That's not a race, babe.
[19:22] Papa Bear: ...Yeah.
[19:22] Papa Bear: I call white American.
[19:22] Papa Bear: Any kind of white.
[19:22] Mama Bear: Hah.
[19:23] Papa Bear: Whatever, fine, I think you got white in you. ,
[19:23] Mama Bear: Maybe.
[19:23] Mama Bear: But it'd be way far back or something.
[19:24] Papa Bear: Or someone was unfaithful
[19:24] Mama Bear: You know
[19:24] Mama Bear: Some nights I'd wish that.
[19:25] Mama Bear: That my father wasn't really my father and my real dad would come...whisk me away or something and we'd have fun and shit.
[19:25] Papa Bear: .....Yeah.
[19:25] Mama Bear: That's why I started coloring my hair in the first place, really.
[19:26] Mama Bear: I mean it was already more blond than anything but I wanted to be really different from him.
[19:26] Papa Bear: Oh. Yeah. I thought you did it 'cause it was hot.
[19:26] Mama Bear: ...although come to think of it, dad kind of had lighter brown hair...whatever.
[19:26] Papa Bear: ...Like Kank?
[19:26] Mama Bear: Yeah
[19:27] Papa Bear: ...Poor Kankurou.
[19:27] Mama Bear: I look more like my mom. I should dig up those pictures again. I forget what she looks like. Just that my face is a lot like hers.
[19:27] Papa Bear: Aah
[19:27] Papa Bear: Then your mom was hot.
[19:28] Mama Bear: Hah.
[19:30] Mama Bear: I still think she'll look like you though.
[19:30] Mama Bear: Dark hair and dark eyes are way dominant over light hair and green eyes.
[19:31] Papa Bear: Yeah.
[19:31] Mama Bear: Maybe she'll have my face. Or personality.
[19:31] Papa Bear: Personality.
[19:32] Mama Bear: That's not really genetic though..
[19:32] Papa Bear: She'll be thrashing in her crib like a demon child.
[19:32] Mama Bear: Hey now!
[19:32] Mama Bear: That's not nice.
[19:32] Papa Bear: It's true though
[19:33] Mama Bear: Our little girl will be a sweetheart.
[19:33] Papa Bear: No she won't.
[19:33] Papa Bear: She'll be fucking mean. And cruel.
[19:33] Papa Bear: Maybe even evil.
[19:33] Mama Bear: Nuh uh.
[19:34] Papa Bear: Uh huh.
[19:34] Papa Bear: She'll take after her mama and granma.
[19:34] Mama Bear: You calling me evil?
[19:34] Papa Bear: ...Yeah
[19:34] Mama Bear: ...I'm telling your mother you called us evil.
[19:35] Papa Bear: ...Telling on me to my mother?
[19:35] Mama Bear: Yep.
[19:35] Papa Bear: ...
[19:35] Papa Bear: I'm ashamed.
[19:35] Mama Bear: Ashamed? Or scared shitless?
[19:35] Papa Bear: ...
[19:36] Papa Bear: Both.
[19:36] Mama Bear: ♥
[19:36] Papa Bear: ♥
[19:36] Mama Bear: Shika, I'm thirsty.
[19:36] Papa Bear: What do you want to drink?
[19:36] Mama Bear: I don't know.
[19:37] Papa Bear: Tea? Soda?
[19:37] Mama Bear: That's all got caffeine in it and I had tea this morning.
[19:37] Papa Bear: Oh.
[19:37] Papa Bear: Uh.
[19:37] Mama Bear: I'm hungry too.
[19:37] Papa Bear: ...I can go buy something
[19:37] Papa Bear: What do you want to eat?
[19:37] Mama Bear: ...let's go get something to eat together. ♥
[19:38] Papa Bear: Hah.
[19:38] Papa Bear: Okay.
[19:38] Mama Bear: Great, I'll come get dressed.
[21:50] Mama Bear: ♥
[21:50] *** Auto-response from Papa Bear: Ow damn fuck.
[21:50] Papa Bear: ♥
[21:51] Mama Bear: Thanks babe. I owe you one now~.
[21:51] Papa Bear: Nah.
[21:51] Mama Bear: Oh?
[21:51] Papa Bear: Mmm.
[21:51] Mama Bear: If you say so.
[21:52] Mama Bear: Can you guess what tomorrow is?
[21:52] Papa Bear: November nineteenth two-thousand and eight?
[21:52] Mama Bear: Seven, and yes, but not what I was getting it.
[21:52] Mama Bear: at*
[21:52] Papa Bear: Uh, seven.
[21:52] Papa Bear: Yeah.
[21:52] Papa Bear: Oh.
[21:53] Papa Bear: That somehow slipped my mind. I mean the date.
[21:53] Mama Bear: Heh.
[21:53] Mama Bear: Are you excited?
[21:53] Papa Bear: I guess you could say that.
[21:54] Mama Bear: Glad to know you're indifferent about getting married.
[21:54] Papa Bear: I ain't.
[21:55] Mama Bear: Are you scared?
[21:55] Papa Bear: Uh uh.
[21:55] Mama Bear: Sad?
[21:55] Papa Bear: Why would I be sad?
[21:56] Mama Bear: This is just a big thing
[21:56] Papa Bear: So, that wouldn't make me sad.
[21:56] Mama Bear: Just making sure.
[21:56] Papa Bear: Why, are you sad ?
[21:56] Mama Bear: Not at all.
[21:56] Papa Bear: Good.
[21:58] Mama Bear: You'll have to get up early.
[21:58] Papa Bear: How early?
[21:58] Mama Bear: 8 or 9?
[21:58] Papa Bear: Okay.
[21:59] Mama Bear: You got any other plans tomorrow?
[21:59] Papa Bear: Seeing Chouji later on.
[21:59] Mama Bear: Alright.
[21:59] Mama Bear: You two going to go eat somewhere or should I expect you home?
[21:59] Papa Bear: I don't know.
[22:00] Papa Bear: I'll come home by then.
[22:00] Mama Bear: We should go somewhere really nice for dinner.
[22:00] Papa Bear: Yeah. I still feel like we're married though.
[22:00] Mama Bear: ...I know.
[22:00] Papa Bear: Kank even thinks we're already married.
[22:01] Mama Bear: I'm glad it'll be official though.
[22:01] Papa Bear: Yeah.
[22:01] Mama Bear: I just feel like we should do something special to celebrate.
[22:02] Papa Bear: Yeah. We should I guess.
[22:02] Mama Bear: We don't have to, of course.
[22:02] Papa Bear: No if you want to we should.
[22:02] Mama Bear: But if you don't wanna do that, then I get to choose what we get for takeout.
[22:02] Papa Bear: 'Kay.
[22:03] Papa Bear: Mmm.
[22:03] Papa Bear: It's weird.
[22:03] Mama Bear: Hmm?
[22:03] Papa Bear: We're getting married and havin a kid.
[22:03] Mama Bear: Yeah.
[22:03] Papa Bear: That's just weoird.
[22:04] Papa Bear: weird
[22:04] Mama Bear: I know.
[22:04] Mama Bear: Funny though...
[22:04] Mama Bear: Three years ago tomorrow. Same day I saved your sorry ass.
[22:04] Papa Bear: And she's already almost two months.
[22:04] Mama Bear: Yeah.
[22:04] Papa Bear: Hah.
[22:04] Papa Bear: Yeah
[22:04] Papa Bear: ..
[22:04] Mama Bear: Ironic how that worked out, huh?
[22:04] Papa Bear: Yeah. I didn't see this shit coming.
[22:04] Papa Bear: Even last month.
[22:04] Mama Bear: Neither did I.
[22:05] Mama Bear: In retrospect though...
[22:05] Papa Bear: Mm.
[22:05] Mama Bear: I always considered that the day we became friends.
[22:05] Papa Bear: Hah.
[22:05] Papa Bear: Yeah well.
[22:05] Papa Bear: Still.
[22:05] Papa Bear: This isn't what I expected.
[22:05] Mama Bear: I know.
[22:05] Mama Bear: Are you disappointed?
[22:05] Papa Bear: ...No.
[22:06] Mama Bear: Didn't think so.
[22:06] Papa Bear: Mm.
[22:06] Papa Bear: Still it seems so random.
[22:06] Mama Bear: I know.
[22:06] Mama Bear: I like to tell myself it's happening for a reason.
[22:07] Papa Bear: Mmm. Stuff like this does just happy though
[22:07] Papa Bear: happen
[22:07] Mama Bear: Shh. I know that.
[22:07] Papa Bear: ♥
[22:07] Mama Bear: ♥
[22:07] Papa Bear: That's weird too.
[22:07] Mama Bear: What?
[22:07] Papa Bear: I don't know.
[22:08] Mama Bear: No, what is "that"?
[22:08] Papa Bear: Nothing.
[22:08] Mama Bear: No, what?
[22:08] Papa Bear: All the ♥ stuff and all that... loving stuff.
[22:09] Mama Bear: ...I can stop.
[22:09] Papa Bear: ...I'm not saying that
[22:09] Papa Bear: I never said I disliked it.
[22:09] Papa Bear: It's just strange to me.
[22:10] Mama Bear: Ooh.
[22:10] Papa Bear: And to see you all... not being a hag all the time.
[22:10] Mama Bear: I can go back to that too. ♥
[22:10] Papa Bear: Ha.
[22:10] Mama Bear: Let me be honest though...
[22:10] Mama Bear: I really try not to be too harsh on you.
[22:11] Mama Bear: I don't want to push you away or something like that.
[22:11] Papa Bear: Ugh, you won't.
[22:11] Mama Bear: You'd worry too, if you were in my position.
[22:11] Mama Bear: I push a lot of people away.
[22:11] Papa Bear: What the fuck could you do that would make that happen?
[22:12] Papa Bear: You already bitched me out and hit me and I didn't give a shit.
[22:12] Mama Bear: I...yeah...but if I kept doing that stuff, wouldn't you get tired of it?
[22:12] Mama Bear: I think you would.
[22:12] Papa Bear: No.
[22:12] Papa Bear: I wouldn't.
[22:12] Mama Bear: Well still.
[22:12] Mama Bear: I don't like hurting you.
[22:12] Papa Bear: I don't mind it.
[22:13] Mama Bear: Yeah but it hurts me too
[22:13] Mama Bear: I mean
[22:13] Mama Bear: At least when someone else hurts you, I can bitch and scream at them.
[22:13] Mama Bear: What about when I do?
[22:13] Papa Bear: Don't worry about when you do it. Or anyone else, for that matter. I can take care of myself.
[22:13] Mama Bear: ....
[22:13] Papa Bear: ...
[22:13] Papa Bear: What?
[22:14] Papa Bear: What?
[22:14] Mama Bear: I just...
[22:14] Mama Bear: Why can't I worry about you?
[22:14] Mama Bear: You can fret and fawn over me all you like, but I can't worry about you and your well being?
[22:15] Papa Bear: My well being is well. So you don't pay it any mind.
[22:15] Mama Bear: I'm coming to bed.
[22:15] Mama Bear: I feel really tired suddenly.
[22:15] Papa Bear: ...
[22:15] Papa Bear: Are you upset at me now?
[22:15] Mama Bear: No.
[22:15] Papa Bear: Uhhuh.
[22:15] Mama Bear: Just tired.
[22:16] Papa Bear: Fine, come to bed.
Who: Temari and Shikamaru
When: November 19, 2007
Warnings: Usual TemaShika stuff. Extra angst.
[18:23] Papa Bear: .........
[18:24] Mama Bear: Hmm?
[18:26] Mama Bear: Hun?
[18:26] Papa Bear: Sorry.
[18:26] Papa Bear: Uh.
[18:27] Papa Bear: I wanted to tell you something all fucking day.
[18:27] Mama Bear: What's that?
[18:27] Papa Bear: I don't know.
[18:28] Papa Bear: I can't remember.
[18:28] Mama Bear: ...you don't know.
[18:28] Papa Bear: No.
[18:28] Mama Bear: Well. Let me know when you remember, babe.
[18:28] Papa Bear: I will.
[18:28] Papa Bear: And
[18:28] Papa Bear: We got together because of a printer.
[18:28] Mama Bear: Yep.
[18:28] Papa Bear: ....
[18:28] Mama Bear: What?
[18:29] Papa Bear: It's weird.
[18:29] Mama Bear: People have met weirder ways.
[18:29] Papa Bear: ...We didn't meet that way, babe.
[18:29] Mama Bear: Well
[18:29] Mama Bear: Gotten together due to weirder things.
[18:29] Papa Bear: Yeah, I guess.
[18:30] Papa Bear: Are your friends cute?
[18:30] Mama Bear: ...huh?
[18:30] Papa Bear: Like Ami or whatever her name is.
[18:30] Mama Bear: Uhh, I guess?
[18:30] Mama Bear: Why?
[18:31] Mama Bear: You're not hooking up with one of my friends...
[18:32] Mama Bear: Hun?
[18:32] Papa Bear: HuH?
[18:32] Mama Bear: Is something wrong? You seem distracted.
[18:33] Papa Bear: No, I'm talking to like a million people on AIM.
[18:33] Papa Bear: But I was asking for Kida.
[18:33] Papa Bear: Kiba even.
[18:33] Mama Bear: Oh.
[18:34] Papa Bear: I wouldn't be stupid enough to cheat with your friends, you know that.
[18:34] Mama Bear: That's...nevermind, I wasn't really trying to imply that.
[18:35] Mama Bear: Or I mean...
[18:35] Mama Bear: Sorry. I didn't intend to imply that you wanted to cheat on me.
[18:35] Papa Bear: Now your brother... ♥
[18:35] Mama Bear: Heh.
[18:35] Papa Bear: Not seriously, though.
[18:35] Mama Bear: I know
[18:36] Papa Bear: I'd be too scared to get fucked up.
[18:36] Mama Bear: Mm yeah.
[18:36] Papa Bear: Man.
[18:36] Papa Bear: I want to tell you something.
[18:37] Papa Bear: Babe.
[18:37] Papa Bear: Babe?
[18:37] Papa Bear: Tem?
[18:37] Papa Bear: Temari?
[18:37] Mama Bear: Yeah?
[18:37] Mama Bear: What?
[18:37] Papa Bear: ...
[18:37] Papa Bear: What were you doing
[18:37] Papa Bear: ?*
[18:37] Mama Bear: Nothing, just reading something online.
[18:37] Mama Bear: What do you want to tell me?
[18:37] Papa Bear: I can't remember still.
[18:38] Papa Bear: It's annoying the hell out of me.
[18:38] Mama Bear: Oh.
[18:38] Mama Bear: I'm sorry.
[18:38] Papa Bear: It's fine.
[18:38] Papa Bear: Babe.
[18:38] Mama Bear: Hmm?
[18:38] Papa Bear: Are you okay?
[18:39] Mama Bear: Yeah.
[18:39] Papa Bear: Hmm/
[18:39] Mama Bear: What..?
[18:40] Papa Bear: You don't feel like talking about anything or whatever?
[18:40] Mama Bear: Not really...
[18:40] Papa Bear: Anything on your mind?
[18:41] Mama Bear: Nope.
[18:41] Papa Bear: ...
[18:42] Mama Bear: I still wanna know who left that basket.
[18:43] Papa Bear: What?
[18:43] Papa Bear: Oh.
[18:43] Papa Bear: Is that why you're so pissy?
[18:43] Mama Bear: What?
[18:43] Mama Bear: I'm not pissy.
[18:43] Mama Bear: Why would I be pissed that someone left us a gift?
[18:44] Papa Bear: I don't know.
[18:44] Mama Bear: I just wanna know who left it.
[18:44] Papa Bear: Why're you so pissy then?
[18:44] Papa Bear: Wait nevermind.
[18:44] Mama Bear: Mmhmm.
[18:45] Mama Bear: You sure Chouji didn't leave it?
[18:45] Papa Bear: Uh huh.
[18:45] Papa Bear: Babe.
[18:45] Mama Bear: Hmm?
[18:45] Papa Bear: You aren't talking much, and you're acting kind of strange.
[18:45] Mama Bear: Just not much to talk about.
[18:46] Papa Bear: ..Okay.
[18:47] Papa Bear: ...
[18:47] Papa Bear: Nothing at all you want to talk about?
[18:47] Mama Bear: Nope.
[18:51] Mama Bear: Mm. This isn't what I thought getting married would be like...
[18:52] Papa Bear: ...What?
[18:52] Mama Bear: I don't know. I mean I'm happy. I just thought I'd be...giddier.
[18:52] Papa Bear: ...Yeah.
[18:53] Mama Bear: I wish we could have at least gone and done something...
[18:53] Papa Bear: I said we could...
[18:53] Mama Bear: You really didn't seem to want to.
[18:53] Papa Bear: Does it ever seem like I want to do anything though?
[18:54] Mama Bear: I guess not.
[18:54] Papa Bear: Ugh.
[18:54] Papa Bear: Why are you mad at me?
[18:54] Mama Bear: But I was hoping you'd be enthusiastic about this.
[18:54] Mama Bear: I'm not mad...
[18:54] Papa Bear: You're not enthusiastic, either.
[18:55] Mama Bear: Yeah because the whole day was overall depressing.
[18:55] Mama Bear: You were out with your friend for half of it, and I like Chouji, I want you to see him and all...but...
[18:56] Papa Bear: I'm sorry
[18:56] Mama Bear: It's okay.
[18:57] Papa Bear: Man
[18:59] Papa Bear: ...You still there?
[18:59] Mama Bear: Yep
[19:04] Mama Bear: Something you wanted to say, babe?
[19:04] Papa Bear: I don't know.
[19:04] Mama Bear: Alright
[19:04] Papa Bear: What's wrong?
[19:05] Papa Bear: You don't want to do this, do you?
[19:05] Mama Bear: Huh?
[19:05] Mama Bear: No, I do.
[19:09] Mama Bear: ...you want this, right?
[19:09] Papa Bear: Mhm
[19:09] Mama Bear: Good.
[19:10] Papa Bear: ...
[19:12] Papa Bear: We don't communicate enough.
[19:12] Mama Bear: I know that.
[19:18] Papa Bear: Huh.
[19:18] Mama Bear: Mmm?
[19:18] Papa Bear: I was reading something
[19:19] Papa Bear: and it was saying how old kids were when they usually started masturbating and it was like ten to twelve
[19:19] Mama Bear: Yeah?
[19:19] Papa Bear: Ten to twelve?
[19:19] Mama Bear: Yeah?
[19:19] Mama Bear: When did you start?
[19:19] Papa Bear: When I was like... younger than that.
[19:19] Mama Bear: Ahhh
[19:19] Mama Bear: Well that's probably an average.
[19:19] Mama Bear: Like I didn start 'til I was 15 or 16...
[19:20] Papa Bear: ........
[19:20] Papa Bear: Really?
[19:20] Mama Bear: Yep
[19:20] Papa Bear: ....
[19:20] Papa Bear: Weird.
[19:20] Mama Bear: Well.
[19:20] Mama Bear: There's reasons.
[19:20] Papa Bear: ...Oh yeah.
[19:22] Papa Bear: I need a smoke.
[19:22] Mama Bear: ....
[19:22] Mama Bear: Okay...
[19:23] Papa Bear: What?
[19:23] Mama Bear: I just think it's gross and you know that.
[19:23] Papa Bear: Yeah. I don't know why though.
[19:24] Mama Bear: Uh because it smells disgusting and it makes me cough and it tastes like licking an ashtray if I have to kiss you.
[19:24] Papa Bear: So. Ashtrays ain't that bad.
[19:25] Mama Bear: ......
[19:25] Mama Bear: Ew, just ew.
[19:25] Papa Bear: I like it.
[19:26] Mama Bear: I don't even fucking see how.
[19:26] Mama Bear: But whatever
[19:26] Mama Bear: Enjoy your cancer.
[19:26] Papa Bear: I will.
[19:26] Papa Bear: I ain't gettin cancer.
[19:26] Mama Bear: How do you know that?
[19:26] Papa Bear: Because, I just do.
[19:27] Mama Bear: Tch. But you don't.
[19:27] Papa Bear: Nothing bad ever happens to me.
[19:27] Mama Bear: ...
[19:28] Papa Bear: ...You know I'm right.
[19:28] Mama Bear: Uh. Not really.
[19:28] Papa Bear: What?
[19:29] Mama Bear: ...nothing that happened last month was bad?
[19:30] Papa Bear: I mean I never get hurt.
[19:30] Mama Bear: Who's to say that's gonna last forever?
[19:30] Papa Bear: The guy who can get hit by a car and not suffer a scratch.
[19:31] Mama Bear: FIne
[19:31] Mama Bear: Whatever.
[19:31] Mama Bear: Keep smoking just don't...don't even do it around me.
[19:31] Mama Bear: Go outside.
[19:31] Papa Bear: Yeah yeah
[19:31] Papa Bear: I want to know what's bothering you, though.
[19:32] Mama Bear: I already told you.
[19:32] Mama Bear: Today was just really anticlimactic.
[19:36] Papa Bear: .....
[19:36] Mama Bear: What?
[19:36] Mama Bear: I'm being honest.
[19:36] Papa Bear: I know
[19:36] Mama Bear: I'm happy that we're together officially and shit. But it was just...depressing.
[19:36] Mama Bear: Maybe I'm just hormonal again or some shit.
[19:36] Papa Bear: All of this shit is depressing.
[19:37] Papa Bear: Goddamn.
[19:37] Papa Bear: This sucks.
[19:37] Papa Bear: You're never going to be happy with this shit.
[19:37] Mama Bear: What?
[19:38] Papa Bear: Forget it.
[19:38] Mama Bear: No.
[19:38] Mama Bear: Be honest with me.
[19:38] Papa Bear: I am
[19:40] Papa Bear: ...I wonder if it would even help to be honest?
[19:40] Mama Bear: Yes.
[19:40] Mama Bear: It would.
[19:40] Mama Bear: Why are you lying to me anyway?
[19:40] Papa Bear: That's the shit that really fucked us up to begin with.
[19:40] Mama Bear: Being honest?
[19:40] Mama Bear: You'd rather I lied to you that whole time then?
[19:40] Papa Bear: No.
[19:41] Papa Bear: But you weren't going to tell me anyway....
[19:41] Mama Bear: I would have told you.
[19:41] Papa Bear: When?
[19:41] Mama Bear: Eventually.
[19:42] Papa Bear: ...Okay.
[19:42] Papa Bear: Hmmm.
[19:43] Mama Bear: Hmm?
[19:44] Papa Bear: Nevermind.
[19:44] Mama Bear: ...I want to know.
[19:44] Papa Bear: It's nothing.
[19:45] Papa Bear: Well
[19:45] Papa Bear: it is, but I don't want to start shit.
[19:45] Mama Bear: No I want you to tell me
[19:45] Papa Bear: But it'll start shit.
[19:46] Mama Bear: It'll start more shit if you don't.
[19:46] Papa Bear: I'm not too sure about that.
[19:46] Mama Bear: Tell me. Now. I really am getting pissed now.
[19:47] Papa Bear: I kissed some chick when we were broken up?
[19:47] Mama Bear: ...fucking hell, that's it?
[19:47] Mama Bear: Well, who?
[19:47] Papa Bear: Uhh.
[19:47] Papa Bear: Kurenai.
[19:47] Mama Bear: .....
[19:47] Mama Bear: Isn't she twice your age and pregnant?
[19:48] Papa Bear: ...Mmm.
[19:48] Mama Bear: ...that's a little weird.
[19:48] Papa Bear: Yeah, I know.
[19:48] Papa Bear: I still feel weird about it.
[19:48] Mama Bear: You didn't...do anything else, did you?
[19:48] Papa Bear: Ugh, no.
[19:48] Mama Bear: Good.
[19:49] Mama Bear: Fuck...if you don't even think you can be honest to me about something like that...
[19:49] Mama Bear: ...maybe this was a mistake...
[19:49] Papa Bear: ...It's not even like that.
[19:49] Papa Bear: ...
[19:50] Papa Bear: If it was something like really serious I'd have told you.
[19:50] Papa Bear: Whatever you're right.
[19:54] Mama Bear: I want to lay in bed. I'm coming in there.
[19:54] Papa Bear: Whatever
[21:58] Mama Bear: I can't sleep.
[21:58] Papa Bear: Why?
[21:58] Mama Bear: I'm worried there are things you're not telling me...
[21:58] Papa Bear: ...Oh. Like what?
[21:58] Mama Bear: Well if I knew what I wouldn't worry.
[21:59] Papa Bear: What do ya want to know?
[22:00] Mama Bear: ...well, whatever it is you're not telling me.
[22:00] Papa Bear: Ugh.
[22:00] Papa Bear: Hold on I got to piss.
[22:01] Mama Bear: Fin
[22:01] Mama Bear: Fine*
[22:01] Papa Bear: 'Kay
[22:02] Papa Bear: I don't know what to tell you.
[22:02] Mama Bear: Are you keeping things from me?
[22:03] Papa Bear: Things like what?
[22:03] Mama Bear: I don't know!
[22:05] Papa Bear: I don't know.
[22:06] Papa Bear: I don't think I am.
[22:06] Mama Bear: Promise?
[22:06] Papa Bear: I told you more shit about me right away than I had to force out of you.
[22:07] Mama Bear: ...
[22:07] Mama Bear: Don't even.
[22:07] Mama Bear: Don't you even dare go there.
[22:07] Papa Bear: Whatever.
[22:08] Mama Bear: Just promise me, please?
[22:09] Papa Bear: Fine.
[22:09] Mama Bear: Say it. Please.
[22:09] Papa Bear: I said fine.
[22:09] Mama Bear: No.
[22:09] Mama Bear: I want you to actually say it.
[22:09] Papa Bear: Why
[22:10] Mama Bear: Because.
[22:10] Papa Bear: Babe, what kind of stuff?
[22:10] Mama Bear: Anything.
[22:10] Papa Bear: Anything like.... when a girl first gets her period or what.
[22:11] Mama Bear: Anything at all.
[22:11] Papa Bear: So... you want me to list every detail of my life to you right now?
[22:12] Mama Bear: No...god damn...you know what I mean.
[22:12] Mama Bear: Why can't you just say it, if you're not keeping anything from me?
[22:12] Papa Bear: Because, if I'm keeping anything from you it's for the best.
[22:13] Mama Bear: ...................
[22:14] Papa Bear: Goddamn it, I don't know what the fuck to say. You want to hear me talk and you're just going to hear a lot of shit that pisses you off or something.
[22:14] Mama Bear: Fine.
[22:14] Mama Bear: Whatever.
[22:14] Mama Bear: Don't tell me anything.
[22:14] Mama Bear: But don't expect things to get better, either.
[22:14] Papa Bear: I don't.
[22:14] Papa Bear: I really don't.
[22:14] Papa Bear: I think shit's just going to get fucking worse.
[22:15] Papa Bear: I think we're not ready for this shit.
[22:15] Papa Bear: I don't fucking think we need to be having a fucking kid.
[22:15] Papa Bear: I don't fucking think our relationship is fucking stable.
[22:15] Mama Bear: ...then...we can...put her up for adoption...
[22:15] Papa Bear: No.
[22:15] Papa Bear: I ain't fucking doing that shit
[22:15] Mama Bear: It would be stable if you'd be honest with me like this more often. I feel like I'm walking on shards of glass all the time since I don't know what's bothering you.
[22:16] Papa Bear: Everything is bothering me.
[22:16] Papa Bear: You're fucking pregnant and I can't go fucking telling you everything that upsets me.
[22:16] Mama Bear: ...babe. Come in here.
[22:17] Papa Bear: What if something went wrong when you were having the kid?
[22:17] Papa Bear: That could happen. You could die.
[22:17] Papa Bear: And you're not ready for this shit. You want to live your life.
[22:17] Mama Bear: Come in here and we'll talk about this stuff.
[22:18] Papa Bear: Talking in person'd just make us fight more. Like always.
[22:18] Mama Bear: No.
[22:18] Papa Bear: We're fucking insane
[22:18] Mama Bear: Sweetie.
[22:18] Mama Bear: We really need to actually talk about this.
[22:18] Papa Bear: And I'm still fucking.... I don't know. That Hidan shit is fucking pissing me off.
[22:19] Mama Bear: I'm going to go sit on the couch, whether or not you actually want to talk.
[22:19] Papa Bear: I didn't want to talk to begin with
[22:19] *** Auto-response sent to Papa Bear: ...