Comments | tokyolamearse: Letter to the PM

tokyolamearse

Letter to the PM

Aug 23, 2005 21:50

Dear Mr. Howard,

As per your request I am writing to you with my list of suggestions for bettering this great country of ours. It was great meeting you last week, and I am honoured to have been offered this forum to impact on the development of our society.

Firstly, please outlaw the surname From-Big-Brother. If you are not good enough to have a ( Read more... )

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lady_darcy August 24 2005, 15:40:49 UTC

i feel there's a great need for hard tooth brushes.... if they're not hard they feel like they're second hand....and been used 100 times before by some other grot. Now, i know u like to sit on warm, second hand toilet seats... but second hand tooth brushes? surely not!

tokyolamearse August 25 2005, 10:31:11 UTC

Those in the glass houses of dental hygiene shouldn't be throwing Collingwood supporter stones. You're lucky you actually have your teeth. How many fillings do you have again my dear? By the way, Helen told me you admitted to the mess left on the seat in Nice.

missxanthea August 25 2005, 14:25:52 UTC

mmm indeed, i feel the world would be a slightly better place if all these policies were put into effect. Especially people with fauxhawks.. umm... actually, do i have a fauxhawk? The hairdresser called it a pixie cut... oh dear :(
You forgot to mention that Today Tonight should be taken off the air though. Amoralistic bastards!!

tokyolamearse August 26 2005, 07:19:18 UTC

your fauxhawkability has not yet been tested as far as I know. I would be careful though with your upturned polo neck shirts...

drinkthesun August 25 2005, 19:09:56 UTC

What does having the same initials for first and last names have to do with the price of fish? Fusker!

tokyolamearse August 26 2005, 07:19:57 UTC

Fish is #4 on the list. Pissing in the sea pricks.

drinkthesun August 26 2005, 16:29:20 UTC

like you've never pissed in the sea Jono. Guess what? The next time I see you will be at work-mu ha ha ha!!!!

tokyolamearse August 26 2005, 22:41:32 UTC

not if i see you before that. Plus, when I do see you at work I'll be yo boss fusker! Respect my authority. That reminds me, if you do end up in my team I want to change the name to either Team Discovery, Team Endeavour, Team Excelsior, or Team Hoff. Shouldn't be a problem.

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