Uncertain About Uncertainty

[toldthestars]

What the film UNCERTAINTY is about:

• attractive youngsters hugging, snuggling, and generally being the poster children for the INPDAEAA - Incessant, Nonstop Public Displays of Affection Enthusiast Association of America
• The colors yellow and green.
• Ethnic ambiguity
• Murmured conversations in kitchens that have to do with either olive oil or nothing
• Actress Lynn Collins nearly breaking her acting bone
• Giant heaping steaming gobs of obvious
• A cute woman in a sundress who, through the loving guidance of her boyfriend, learns to send an email and ALMOST jumps a turnstile...but not quite.
• Joseph Gordon Levitt doing the crinkly-face smile. This bullet is not snarky. It is drooly. I get to have at least one.
• Product Placement (ad for Pushing Daisies on the side of a moving bus WHAT?)
• The poor attitude of the NYPD...um, HELLO, attractive people in need of assistance JEEZ OMG WTF.
• Boys say the funny things. Girls say the feeling-y things. If you're lucky, ladies, occasionally you get to be wry or cute.
• You, too, can write a script that is about 20 pages, chock full of ellipses, chalk the gaps with meaningful looks and people being attractive and get that shit produced!
• Question everything. Answer nothing. Unless it means your main actress gets to cry.
• Empandas
• Sex scene!
• Did I mention JGL?
• and....uh...I guess...some uncertainty.

Okay. Maybe I went overboard. Was it worth watching? Um, there was a JGL sex scene. After I finish typing this, I'm going to watch the whole thing over again.

...and for the record, it was STILL better than Devour....looking at YOU, Jensen and Jensen's agent.