My Girlhood Crush Becomes A Druggie Whore, AND Plays One On TV

[toldthestars]

Beat that!

Seriously, though, why didn't anyone tell me about Californication? I just started watching it, and while my wall of Duchovny may have been dismantled in like 2001, there's still a picture or tv guide clipping on the wall of my heart. I can't help staring at this guy while he's banging millions of chicks and wondering how my 13-year-old

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[tabaqui]

*icon says it all*

:)

[roxymissrose]

*SNICKER*

[toldthestars]

*le sigh* I accept that. I'm going to go listen to "David Duchovny, Why Won't You Love Me" again...

[roxymissrose]

As your parental figure, I'm totally aghast.

[toldthestars]

Aghast, or jealous that YOU don't have an S&M Dungeon?

[roxymissrose]

mmmm...don't go up in the attic. *koff*

[toldthestars]

No wonder I kept hearing "JA MEIN DAMEN!" late at night. Made me dream of danishes.