I hate to say this, but you all FAIL!

What was that I said in my last post? If I don't update at least thrice a week, ya'll have permission to beat me. And here I am, haven't updated since the 9th, and very unbeaten.

Ok Billy, WHAT was in those cookies??

An... Olsen twin added me to her friend's list.

Now that's something. :)

This is my weiner attempt at an entry. I know I should update more... I need a reminder every day or something.

Ok, if I don't update at least thrice a week, ya'll have permission to BEAT me.

Oh yeah. And I'm feeling better. Whoo hoo!

So, I am evil.

And I'm enchanted with Orlando's sister.

*laughs evil like*

Oh! And I'm shopping again.

Which means you know... Expect pretty things.

I'm aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

Tom recieved Kip Pettage.

Tom is special.

Yay Tom.

See Tom run. Run Tom run!

I still have a headache.

Yes, I've had a headache for two months straight.

Yes, I've been told to go to the doctor.

No, I haven't done it yet.

I don't know why.

Ow.

Happy Easter everyone.

There are some things that I don't think I'll ever be able to forget. Ever. There are some things that I know will haunt me for the rest of my life. There are moments in life that will make the scars on my arms tingle and itch.

There are things I can not forgive.

Life can only go right for just so long, right?

Oh, and just a note;

Short, blue, silk robes wrinkle if they are left on the floor. And chocolate is hard to get out of the sheets. *grumbles*

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c_parker and I have come to a decision. The world needs more coffee drinkers. Therefor, it is up to us to bring all you nancing tea-drinkers over to the dark side. How will we persuade you to do this?

If you promise to switch to coffee, Craig and I will get together and get naked... and dance for you.

You KNOW you want to.

My brain hurts.

I've been awake for more than thirty hours, just reading, and ow fuck my brain hurts.

I don't know why I'm updating. Why am I updating?