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Jun 16, 2009 19:58

The swap meet. Don’t. Go.

Nab, I’m taking the day off.

[Private to Eileen] )

event: oh holy fucking jesus i have tits, look at me jump!, brb fappin

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[Voice] exalted_nabooru June 16 2009, 19:26:02 UTC
You too?

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[Voice] tom_hanniger June 16 2009, 23:18:45 UTC
[Oh ho ho and now you can hear why he refuses to go into public]

Ah-ehm.... Yeah... Me too.

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[Voice] exalted_nabooru June 18 2009, 11:39:15 UTC
...

[Snort.]

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[Voice] tom_hanniger June 18 2009, 20:02:20 UTC
What?

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myownmemory June 16 2009, 19:57:42 UTC
Don't go? Why?

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tom_hanniger June 16 2009, 23:19:16 UTC
Dude, just don't do it.

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myownmemory June 16 2009, 23:55:52 UTC
...okay?

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tom_hanniger June 17 2009, 00:06:54 UTC
I'm serious. You don't know what will happen.

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But his girlfriend's going to turn into a dude soon and he wants to feel Tom up :( goodlucksoldier June 16 2009, 22:31:10 UTC
What's up? Everything okay?

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Oh well when you put it that way. Come right over. tom_hanniger June 16 2009, 23:22:03 UTC
No! Everything is not ok. Everything is fucked up and I've fucking had it.

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*plays with teh boobies* c: goodlucksoldier June 16 2009, 23:25:00 UTC
uh... What happened?

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[private][video]Ohh baby~ c: tom_hanniger June 16 2009, 23:40:52 UTC
[It's just easier this way. Instead of having to explain that his dick is missing and someone strapped tits to him in his sleep, Tom turns on the camera and stares into it. He's... well... she's freaking out and one step away from locking herself in a closet and crying.]

This is what fucking happened!

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[private] rebornmother June 16 2009, 22:57:09 UTC
I'll try my best. What's wrong?

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[private][video] tom_hanniger June 16 2009, 23:36:42 UTC
You'll see.

[He fumbles with his communicator for a second, having a hard time working his girly fingers. There's a soft curse, like when you drop your hair tie down the sink, and the scene shifts. Eileen can see that it's darkish inside, only a little bit of light coming in through the mostly closed window. A wooden floor, part of a bed, a slim shoulder--

He finally turns it and stares right into the lens. Brown hair, hazel eyes, the same upset expression, but oh ho ho something is most definitely different. He's only wearing his black tank top but it's swimming on him, barely covering the set of curves that he's never possessed before. He... she... looks decidedly frightened and in mid-panic. Well, he woke up with boobs and his dick was gone. What do you expect?]

I don't know what to do.

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[private] rebornmother June 17 2009, 00:45:15 UTC
...Is that really you, Tom...?

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[private] tom_hanniger June 17 2009, 06:16:51 UTC
Yeah... It's me.

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alwaysrunsaway June 17 2009, 13:33:33 UTC
Why not? It seems like a good idea.

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tom_hanniger June 17 2009, 22:04:51 UTC
Don't do it, man. Ihy will play a trick on you.

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alwaysrunsaway June 18 2009, 16:36:48 UTC
What kind of trick?

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tom_hanniger June 18 2009, 18:22:25 UTC
He'll turn you into a toad, or something even worse.

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