Why is it that, no matter how old and mature you become, you still chuckle when you walk into a public men's room right as someone's dropping an explosive load into the can? I can't figure out why this is funny. I like to think I'm grown up, but flatulance just cracks me up!

I was contemplating today what my perfect traditional ska band would be. It would of course have me playing my 5-string Fender Jazz bass. On drums would be traditioanl ska great Shawn Jackson. The vocal mic. would be sported by Donald O'Reilley. On guitar is "Terrible" Tony Tyler, nicknamed for his penchant for getting drunk and starting fights ( Read more... )

I can't believe that I agreed to play a Waste of Time reunion show on Aug. 17th. I only did it because I didn't think Justin could get Jimmy and Troy to do it. Now we only have 2 weeks to get bands for the show, promote it and make sleeves for our CDs. This is crazee!! No one's going to be there and I have to play with Tom Stoner again. Someone ( Read more... )

If you have a crush on someone, do not pass up a chance to tell the person your feelings or the person may end up dead in a gutter with a heroine needle hanging from his or her arm never having known how you truly felt.

I was feeling a little down this morning, having to get up at 8:30 and be at work and only going on 6 1/2 hrs. of sleep with my bowels backing up with rot gut from mediocre coffee and lack of sleep. Yes, I was feeling bad until I got to work and blairing on the overhead P/A was Christina Aguilera's new hit Beautiful and it put me in such a good ( Read more... )

well, voyeurs, the moment you've all been waiting for: I'm going to let you in on one of the secrets of our existence.

I decided to watch the worst-ever Denis Leary movie: Judgement Night.

IT'S AWFUL!!!

How retarded. 4 guys running around in the "bad part" of Chicago with no-one around but WHITE GANGSTERS!!

not even the presence of Emilio Estevez makes this movie enjoyable.

if anyone wants to go to chicago with damon, devin, suit, and i let me know. eric's driving so i'm sure he won't mind other people coming along.

I have some phone messages here, but i think i'm going to put them in the bathroom in case i run out of toilet paper.

anyone have a big ford expedition they're willing to trade for a 4x4 F150?

my top 10 Christmas films are as follows ( Read more... )