Game time

[tom_o_bedlam]

PEOPLE NOT TO TRUST

a thin chef
a yawning barista

Comments

[von_doom]

There's a few things that I never could believe:

A woman when she weeps,
A merchant when he swears,
A thief who says he'll pay
A lawyer when he cares,
A snake when he's sleeping,
A drunkard when he prays...
I don't believe you go to heaven when you're good;
Everything goes to hell anyway!

[eclare]

a hair stylist with really bad roots

[von_doom]

Well, no--hairdressers don't dress their own hair, so you want to find one who looks terrible.