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[tomatodelight]

Happy New Year. It's going to be a good one. Have you heard about the movie?

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[collaredstray]

Your brother and you both seem to be all atwitter over this recent chapter of yours.

You have a kitten?

[tomatodelight]

It's a very significant chapter for us. We haven't been face to face in a very long time.

I do now.

[collaredstray]

I had a chapter with my brother not too long ago. I wasn't all that excited about it, though.

What does it look like?

[tomatodelight]

What did he think of it?

Mostly black with a white face. Small. Furry. Kitten-like.

[kikibecareful]

You're naming a kitten? Hmmmm....you might try something short, simple and easy to understand. Cats don't have very long attention spans as kittens.

[tomatodelight]

My experience with cats has been much different then. I find them to be rather intelligent.

[kikibecareful]

Cats are intelligent. It's just that when they're kittens, they can't concentrate on one thing for more than five seconds.

[tomatodelight]

Ah, I see your meaning then, yes. Any name suggestions?

[caninenongrata]

WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR BROTHER AS EVIL?

[tomatodelight]

That's just one word of many I'd use for him, yes.

[caninenongrata]

WE SHALL BE SEEING HIM ONCE HIS TIME HAS ENDED, THEN.

[tomatodelight]

I'll be sure to make that as soon as possible. Are you possibly in a position to ensure him great suffering?

[animalingual]

Call it potroast!

[tomatodelight]

That's not really a fitting name.

[animalingual]

It will be once a dog eats it.

[tomatodelight]

My kitten is not food. Find something else for dinner.

[illguideyouhome]

...They're making a movie all about you?

[tomatodelight]

And it's coming out this summer.

[illguideyouhome]

Guess they know where to get their money.

[tomatodelight]

They've milked you for every cent and I've been untapped for months. And the public likes me more.