Writer's Block: Goblin for a day.

[tomauty]

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[myfriendsarcasm]

You use exclamation points very well. Good job.

[myfriendsarcasm]

That sounds patronizing to me, so I will clarify. I envy this ability because whenever I use exclamation points I feel silly because it seems like I can never use them in an appropriate manner.
P.S. I just realized you use them like Ryan North does in Qwantz sometimes.
P.P.S. I am thinking about this way too much!

[__cauterize]

That was a good one.

[__cauterize]

In the most un-patronizing-sounding way possible.

[tomauty]

Speaking of Superman I was wondering why, if he can fly so fast, does he only solve problems in America? Is Superman a xenophobe?

All evidence points to yes.