Five.

[tomfools]

FUCK.

Erm. Laura? Did you ever find your puppy? Because I just stepped in some, err, large dog shit. Possibly you should check down here on the ground floor.

Comments

[lovememadley]

Oh goodness! I am so sorry! Did it ruin your shoes? I'll come down and clean it up right away!

[tomfools]

It's not a big deal, they weren't very nice and I can just wash them off. It was just... quite a surprise.

[lovememadley]

Oh. Well. A "surprise" is a nice way of putting it, I suppose. I appreciate your tact. Did you happen to see where Toto went? I promise it won't happen again I hope.

[tomfools]

Well, it's not really your fault he pooed, puppies can be hard to pottytrain. I didn't actually see him at all, just the proof that he was here. Sorry. It seemed fresh, though, if that helps.

[shortongalleons]

I dropped a scroll from work as I was entering and it ran off with it. Not impressed, Madley, not impressed.

[tomfools]

I would not count on seeing that again, Zabini.

[shortongalleons]

I don't know if I would want it even if it was returned to me. Who knows where that mongrel has been?

Fuck it. It was an important translation and for one of my few superiors I can actually tolerate.

[tomfools]

Hopefully it wasn't anything important, then, because all you'll get is scraps.

[bicche]

That's disgusting!

[tomfools]

I agree.

Still, it could have been worse. At least I wasn't in a hurry to go anywhere.

[bicche]

You didn't have share it with the rest of us either

I hope you didn't like those shoes you were wearing.

[tomfools]

Eh, they washed off fine.

[mad_meaghan]

I knew it.

[tomfools]

What, that I stepped in dog shit? That's a little creepy.

[mad_meaghan]

That something like this would HAPPEN. On account of the infestation. Obviously.

[tomfools]

Oh! Yeah, I guess you did. Sorry to prove you right.