Who's your favorite faux Christian ex-rock star?

Aug 03, 2005 18:10

"So how did your last night in Gainesville go?" you curiously ask. "Sit down and let me tell you the tale of the best night of my life," I anxiously reply.

Lead Singer of Creed Gets Punk'd
I promise, no gratuitous referencing of Ashton Kutcher will occur )

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seriesfinale August 4 2005, 01:09:25 UTC
Well done lad, I only wish he had broke into Jesus Christ pose upon entering Denny's

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bluesforgotten August 5 2005, 03:44:43 UTC
holy hell.
awesome.

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seriesfinale August 5 2005, 20:20:25 UTC
I only wish he had broke into Jesus Christ pose upon entering Denny's

OMG...that would be awesome

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seriesfinale August 6 2005, 13:33:34 UTC
I could so see him doing that. lmfao

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runny_eggs August 4 2005, 13:29:43 UTC
Simply Brilliant. I am still laughing at this. I sent this post to my co-workers and a few people I think it might offend. Thank you. Have a safe trip to the parents house. You better come through the ATL so we can punk Ludacris or Elton John or someone.

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post_ironic August 4 2005, 20:17:01 UTC
And like the rats in Muppets Take Manhattan who run around under the tables at that fancy restuarant spreading the buzz that Manhattan Melodies is going to be a smash hit show, we start spreading the ruse that has been pulled on Creed.

this may be the single greatest simile ever written.

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post_ironic August 5 2005, 01:54:38 UTC
I agree whole-heartedly - what brilliant prose! So funny, I must share with everyone I know.

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devika August 8 2005, 01:49:30 UTC
I am a fan of this particular simile:

apparently Creed is cocky enough to think that people regularly carry around his photograph everywhere like it's an American Express card.

What brilliant comparisons. BRILLIANT!

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xoheadphones August 4 2005, 22:13:37 UTC
This made my day. You have no idea how hard I've been laughing at this.

Brilliant

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jazzyd August 4 2005, 22:14:03 UTC
His parents live down the street from me in Orlando. He is a huge joke on the local radio stations.

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jazzyd August 6 2005, 13:34:12 UTC
he's the joke of everywhere!! lol

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iazzyd jazzyd August 7 2005, 20:53:20 UTC
"His parents live down the street from me in Orlando. He is a huge joke on the local radio stations."

Which local radio stations, hun? I never hear anything. Must be in your head!

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Re: iazzyd jazzyd August 11 2005, 19:40:48 UTC
I don't care about creed...But iazzyd your hot

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