Patriarchal hegemonic cultural imperialism, and other stuff

[tomluv]

what is wrong with white heterosexual men? i mean, why do they constantly have to rule the world with consistently discrepant levels of power? and why do they have to whine so much despite the fact that they rule everything

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[trendy_nihilist]

it's fear. they realize what 'political correctness' really means: a break from straight white male norms, and a slide into alternative voices, alternative powers.

Offer the guy a blow job. That'll distract him long enough to keep him quiet.

[pmchenry]

DEAR SINCERELY CONFUSED: End the relationship with Scott NOW, before he moves closer and enrolls at the new school. Do not move in with him out of pity, feeling as you do about your old boyfriend. Right now, you need a cooling-off period, so don't jump back into the frying pan (or anywhere else) with Kenny either. From my perspective, although you think you're in love with both of these perfect men, you may only be in love with love.

[nasgoon]

Hey, Powergreedyface! This subordinate comment field is totally marginalizing me! In the old days, when your "crooked person" blog would be structurally subordinate to this erect snow-white comment of Mine and its atomic urine forthspouting, above which the sun would never set--in them days, crooked homoselfs like yours were relegated to My repressed fantasies. Those were the good days. The only man I'd sleep with is Harold Bloom. Face it, we all know that homoselfs were constructed by the brainwashings of the Democratic party, which is so unthinkably Left after all. Look--Jesus was gay (or whichever minority group he was in), but he didn't go jabbing his crooked member at My snow-white, tanless wonder of a temple while the rest of you homoselfs pranced behind my back and stole my fat white wallet. Jesus at least had manly hard-rock hair. Jesus is my prancing bassist.

[pmchenry]

[(snow-whites lose visibility because they wear camouflage)]

[nasgoon]

i've forgotten how to heterosex. help?:

http://www.family.org/cforum/fnif/news/a0038863.cfm