Comments | tommy_the_goat: Woe Is Me

tommy_the_goat

Woe Is Me

Mar 15, 2006 16:24

My wife is peeved with me ..... again! We were at a gathering this past weekend and I became quite mellow ..... from consuming an excessive (according to her) amount of brandy. Personally, I know for a fact that it is impossible to drink "too much" brandy. I know this because I have tried ..... many times ( Read more... )

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xvblackno1vx March 15 2006, 23:36:12 UTC

LMFAO! Is clothing optional when you play Carnival???

tommy_the_goat March 16 2006, 18:19:03 UTC

Carnival can be played any number of ways. "Clothing optional" is certainly one of them.

"Motor boat", on the other hand, does not work at all well if the participants are fully clothed!

iced_arctica March 17 2006, 01:01:03 UTC

i've missed you! during my fever i had a thought you wive found my b-day card i sent you
what is motor boat?

tommy_the_goat March 17 2006, 15:41:08 UTC

Motor boat is a game involving two or more people. For best results, at least one of the participants should be a sexually mature female.

zosong March 17 2006, 16:07:02 UTC

You stick your head in and go PBBBBBVVVV! :D

tommy_the_goat March 18 2006, 14:08:24 UTC

Like zosong says (see above comment): you(r boyfriend) stick(s) your (his) head in (the space between your unclad breasts) and go(es) PBBBBBBBBVVVV (while moving his head rapidly back and forth).

You should try it! You might like it!! Let me know!!!

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zosong March 17 2006, 04:10:37 UTC

MY BOYFRIEND
Is a motorboatin' motherfucker.

LOL. :D

tommy_the_goat March 17 2006, 15:46:08 UTC

HOORAY for your boyfriend!!! Do you enjoy playing motor boat also? Can you explain to iced_artica (see above comment) how the game is played?

zosong March 17 2006, 16:03:02 UTC

Well there is only one explaination...
PPPBBBVVVVTTTTTT!