Ah, the Limerick!

[tommy_the_goat]

There once was a man from Madras;
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When they clashed together;
They played "Stormy Weather";

And lightening shot out of his ass.

Comments

[beyondtheedge]

Add me?

Your interests sound deliciously perverse.

[tommy_the_goat]

A number of my interests ARE indeed perverse; although I am not sure that they are deliciously so. I add friends reluctantly because some of the things that I write about are illegal in many states and I don't enjoy the hassle of being flamed and reported.

Of my posted interests, which do you find of special interest? If they are indeed the truly perverse ones, then I will add you.

I'm not trying to be dramatic; merely careful.

[beyondtheedge]

Well, I see you added me too, so a peek at my friends only posts ought to be reassuring, considering some of those are also illegal in most states.

As far as the interests, most of them caught my eye, main ones being dogsex, golden showers, urethral sounds/masturbation [something we've played with a little, but not much], insertions, anal sex, and threesomes. I don't have a problem with consensual incest either, just not something relevant to me cause my hubby's an only child & I wouldn't share a bed with my sister if we weren't related [she's a skank], have written a few incest stories over the years though, so the idea is still intriguing, especially involving twins or mother/daughter type scenarios.

[tommy_the_goat]

My incest likes are always consensual. I don't like nonconsensual sex of any kind. My favorite incest stories are of the Mother/Son, Aunt/Nephew, brother/sister, and cousins scenarios. I practice urethral masturbation, so I am intrigued by the fact that you also have some experience in this area. As you will see from reading my old posts, most of my writing is of the F/beast type, partly because of some experiences which I had as a youngster.