I forgot to mention that Aubrey played pool for the first time last week. I got schooled by an eight year old.

In other news, I have been neglecting my cars. An oil change was long overdue in the Buick. When I jacked the car up off of the ground, it growled at me.

My cat is very sick. His colon may have stopped functioning, so he's all backed up. The pressure from his intestines makes him vomit every time he tries to eat. He has lost a lot of weight, at least half. At one point, he weighed over 15 lbs, now he's down to 7 ( Read more... )

A plastic monster is trying to kill me.

I heard a frantic message over my two way radio "there's a snake in the building, and he's looking at me!" from one of our nearby warehouses ( Read more... )

Monica called the animal cops & gave the director an earful. He said he would issue a gag order, so I think we'll just put it behind us ( Read more... )

As found on www.expertlaw.com: "defamation is the issuance of a false statement about another person, which causes that person to suffer harm ( Read more... )

Every damned time I take a vacation, I end up trying to fix a car or clean up around the house, so this time we decided to start off the week by going out of town for 3 days. Monica had the same week off, and the kids were off for spring break ( Read more... )

The only cult I have ever wanted to join was led by Ian Astbury, and since the position I wanted was filled by Billy Duffy, there's no chance of that ever happening.

Project car: 1984 Chevrolet Caprice Classic ( Read more... )

Despite being on vacation, I have not finished any of the projects that I had hoped to this week ( Read more... )