Friendly Council Refuse Collectors

[tommypop]

On the way to work this morning a bald man in a rubbish truck shouted at me "YOU'LL STILL BE A FAT CUNT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU CYCLE!" I decided to ignore him and didn't quite catch the tail end of the abuse which lasted until he could no longer crane his neck out of the truck to see me.

Comments

[lady_fliss]

Oh Tom. You're not fat.

[disney_brighton]

Do I need to point out that you failed to say if he's a cunt, or should we leave that for Ben?

[disney_brighton]

By any chance, was this man only only bald, but also sporting stubble, and probably a beer belly? No offence to bin men, but they tend to be thick, fat, ignorant and boorish, and not a patch on the lovely tommypop. Plus they never take my frigging recycling on the right day.

[23catsandandog]

The man was not right. If you cycled a little bit more you actually wouldn't be such a fat cunt. Chunkmeister.