It's not that I'm bad

[tommyshepard]

It's that I'm sorely misunderstood. ...shut up, I am.

Tommy Shepard --

[adjective]:

Fuzzy to the touch

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

...yeah, sure, why not. I should try that as a pick up line. "Hey...I'm fuzzy to the touch." I wonder how fast that'd get me smacked.

You have a 50% chance
of being abducted

Comments

[vision_ya]

[Well, Billy's boyfriend is apparently an alien...]

[I'msogoingtohell.]

[tommyshepard]

At least you know you're going. Imagine how much it must suck for people who don't have the forwarning from making crude jokes concerning friends, friend's alien boyfriends, and anal probes to just end up there.

[vision_ya]

[I suppose so.

Would you like me to save you a seat by the buffet table?]

[tommyshepard]

Please. Greatly appreciated.

[billykaplan]

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[teddyaltman]

*abducts*

[billykaplan]

Eek! I have been abducted!

[tommyshepard]

...I was just joking. Don't do that. I might have use of those one day!

[notahawkingbird]

I thought those little lizards who run across water were scaly, not fuzzy. O.o