Happy Thanksgiving to all you old friends ( Read more... )

My doggy has a conehead! But at least he's alive! Let me tell you something: a dog with a shaved ass is not pretty.

That is all.

I am ploughing the couch of life,
desperately seeking the remote control,
with hopes of finding the buttons of ecstasy.

Damn. I am witty, or something, or not.

The first aphorism of Hippocrates is, "Life is short, and the art is long.''

-Fleming.

I'm so glad the campaigns are almost over... I'm so tired of soundbites and bullshit.

sardoodledom (SAR-doo-duhl-duhm) noun ( Read more... )

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Luke took his first steps ever today. Happy ambulation! Quite the event! You'll see when you're a parent...

Of course, now the trick is to make sure he doesn't walk where he shouldn't. Maybe I'll duct tape his legs together. It worked for Nate...

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are ( Read more... )

Mark my words...