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Dec 22, 2005 18:44




best friends vs. friends

Friends: Never asks for anything to eat or drink

Best friends: Help themselves and are the reason why I have no food!

Friends: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa

Best friends: Calls your parents dad and mom and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

Friends: Would bail you out of jail

Best friends: would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!! Lets do it again!"

Friends: Won't laugh at you.

Best Friends: Will embarrass your Ass when everyone is around!

Friends: Has never seen you cry

Best friends: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in privately when your not still down.

Friends: Asks you to write down your number.

Best friends: Have you on speed dial

Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

Best friends: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

Friends: Only knows a few things about you

Best friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

Best friends: Will kick the ASS of the enitre crowd that left you.

Friends: Would knock on your front door

Best friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME"

Friends: Know some of your embarrassing moments...

Best Friends: Are next to you making them!

Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone

Best friends: They already know not to tell...

Friends: Are only through highschool

Best Friends: They are for life

Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

Best Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste good shit!"

Friends: Will leave you in a ditch

Best Friends: Will drag you out of the ditch and laugh at your ASS later!

Friends: Would ignore this letter
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