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Stalking is illegal. tomorrow_comes confronts goddessember.
goddessember is stalking tomorrow_comes
goddessember’s REAL name :
Mast Gettins
goddessember’s REAL DOB :
01st November 1971
Height :169 cm
Weight : 65.7 kg
goddessember has dreamt about you :
29 times
goddessember became interested in you :
18th May 2002
goddessember’s latest dream about you
Both you and goddessember are working in an animal sanctuary together. goddessember suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play.
This is how goddessember describes your relationship behind your back
‘tomorrow_comes is my best friend in the whole world. When it dies I’m thinking of stuffing her and placing her beside my television.’
goddessember’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
A thick ball of your own ungroomed pubic yarn.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
goddessember is considering having reconstructive surgery on their earlobes so that they are similar in appearance to your own.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Love contains the same number of characters as fuck. This cannot be a coincidence. Shall we do it at your place or mine?
The Police
No. calls to the police :
28 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Look, could you send a squad car over? It’s just that there is this person outside my house rumaging through my garbage and they’ve been doing it every night for the past month. They seem to have some weird obsession over me. Please hurry. I think they’ve just found one of my bank statements as they’ve just ran off again."
goddessember’s Police File
goddessember may be a hypocrite, a liar and a thief but they are by no means a serious threat to society.
Testimonies about goddessember
ben_chi - A deformed enuch
‘To be honest I think tomorrow_comes and goddessember deserve each other. Both of them are fucking idiots.’
geishaneko - Car wreck of a human
‘I always knew there was something different about goddessember. I’m alway suspicious of people who become aroused upon watching barnyard animals give birth.’
inkpen - Pig-hustler
‘All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded tomorrow_comes really is. I just wish it’d quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.’
micchi - Lord of the Irn-Bru
‘I use the word cunt sparingly - it’s more effective that way. I’ve spent all morning texting goddessember, with that word playing a key role in most of my messages.’
It's kind of freaky how realistic some of that is. I have no doubt that Ember will one day stuff me and prop me up somewhere in her home. It's a sad thought, really.