Help!

[tomriddlestoe]

I need a plan to keep myself from tanning.

I swear I got darker today.....*grumbles*

So, dear friends help me trick my genes and avoid turning into a dark little Italian girl.

Comments

[gratisviolence]

ACCCCCEPT YOURSELF MANNNNNNNNNNN

[oldmanstoli]

Accept everything about yourself - I mean everything, You are you and that is the beginning and the end - no apologies, no regrets. -Clark Moustakas

[tomriddlestoe]

I'm not saying I don't accept myself, I'm saying I don't want to get tan. That's like saying "I don't want to gain 500 pounds" is "not accepting yourself."

[crayolatithe]

sunblock, maybe coconut scented so you don't stink