i'm running out of room

[tomtomtango]

so here are some text messages i have saved over the past couple of years. they are probably more amusing to me:

4/20/05

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06/06/2005

i just saw a retarded girl in a parked car singing b-a-n-a-n-a-s @ the top of her lungs

06/11/2005

if you work for much very longer you'll be known as the girl who's always working

06/25/2005

i am going

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yr own personal hall of fame

[serender]

01/20/07

Girl i am at the oldest womens bar in the u.s.

02/01/07

So the kitties are totally going to slaughter the guinea pig.

05/04/07

This is not a flashlight. do you need to wake up?

06/17/07

Lolz. Dorm decor.

[ex_schoolho]

hey, i made it to the list! wee.

here are the themes of your text messages: sex, love, retards

[serender]

here are some themes of your life (tams): sex, love retards + liquor

[serender]

I saw there being more commas when I wrote it in my head...but maybe this version works too

[ex_schoolho]

love retards are the best kind.

[modest_heat]

woops i miss you too much hahaha

[modest_heat]

where 'hahaha' = i'm crying

[theresahr]

I will have to start sending you amusing texts.