You think your mom is bad for calling you fat? Well, so do I, but my mom's worse. Check this out:
Xmas of my freshman year, I come home... I probably gained the Freshman 15, I'll admit, but at that point, I didn't think anything of it. Then my mom opened her mouth. She's like, "Wow, Tim, check it out, Mike got fat!" And of course my dad rode that wave for the rest of the week...
Right after Xmas, we went to Connecticut, and in the middle of some conversation with my grandma about how my first quarter of college is going, she tells me to lift up my shirt... "Look at how much weight Mike gained!" She won the bitch award for the day. And I ran for about 2 months after Xmas. And now I just don't care... I'm sure you don't care about my story, either, but hey, this is better than studying O-chem. Enjoy your last week.
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Xmas of my freshman year, I come home... I probably gained the Freshman 15, I'll admit, but at that point, I didn't think anything of it. Then my mom opened her mouth. She's like, "Wow, Tim, check it out, Mike got fat!" And of course my dad rode that wave for the rest of the week...
Right after Xmas, we went to Connecticut, and in the middle of some conversation with my grandma about how my first quarter of college is going, she tells me to lift up my shirt... "Look at how much weight Mike gained!" She won the bitch award for the day. And I ran for about 2 months after Xmas. And now I just don't care... I'm sure you don't care about my story, either, but hey, this is better than studying O-chem. Enjoy your last week.
-Mike
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