Beard Papa's House of Lies

[tongodeon]

Beard Papa's Pipin' Hot Cream Puffs is a Japanese sweet shop represented by Beard Papa, a spokesfisherman who appears to be from the Gorton's family. Do not be fooled by his friendly eyes and cheery smiling expression. Beard Papa is a liar.

From the storefront sploof, Sneery and I gathered only two facts: Beard Papa sells cream puffs, and these cream

Comments

[twistedcat]

may i repost this to the santacon topica list on your behalf in hopes that action will be taken?

[tongodeon]

Read the first line in my user bio.

[mskala]

not hot by any definition

Um... you do know that a lot of weird sexual fetishes are popular in Japan, right?

[zadcat]

Even more confusing to me is that the name "beard papa" seems to be a half translation of the French "barbe à papa" which is what they call candy floss, not cream puffs. But it doesn't sound like you were getting candy floss either.

[ikkyu2]

Beard Papa moved into the Upper West Side of Manhattan to great fanfare. Everyone was talking about him.

Two days after he opened, though, everyone was talking - about how BAD the cream puffs were.

I really love the way New York City interprets bad food as damage and routes around it.

From the USA web page...

[matrygg]

in the second section (referring to the Choux pastry shell), they make a typo and refer to Beard Papa as 'Bear Papa.'

I like to think it's a freudian slip on the part of the webmaster, but it does put a whole new spin on the business with 'pipin' hot'...