The Extremely Exhaustive Evgeni Malkin Primer: Part 1

[chibirhm]

When I got into hockey fandom, everyone was really into these Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews fellows. And they were cool, don't get me wrong, but they didn't, like, speak to me on a deep and personal level. And so I went searching throughout the grand world of hockey for someone who I was like "yes, yes, that is my person", and I found him. Oh,

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[puckling]

HE IS THE MUPPETEST.

[chibirhm]

TRUE STORY MY KEYWORDS ON THIS ICON ARE "RUSSIAN FOR 'LIFE RUINER'".

MUPPETFAAAAAAAAACE.

[puckling]

YOU FINALLY FOUND AN ICON YOU LIKED?

[chibirhm]

ONE! I need more.

[nicolasechs]

Forget a bucket. I need a large shipping container for all of my feeeeeeeeeeeeels.

ZHENYA 4EVA

[cricketk]

I am so new to hockey - but this is a work of absolute beauty. Thank you for compiling it all!