ficlets; various pairings.

[tongzhiai]

This is how I procrastinate.

Overall over 2,000 words. Pairings; KiHae, KangTeuk, ShiHan, KiChul, ShinMin, ShinChul, KangChul, HyukSu, Hyuk/everybody, OT13.

Comments

[sugarless_666]

If I were a queen, you'd be my court ficcer. For srs.

[tongzhiai]

No way!

You'd want somebody who could write the word 'cock' without blushing, c'mon now. :D

But thank youuuuu.

[sugarless_666]

No, no, I can fill the pron in just fine on my own. But I'd definitely want someone who makes Kibum talk pygmis with Donghae after sex. 8D

Which reminds me, I should finish your ShinChul. asfgdfghsd *dies of fail* I've been writing it on and off for like two weeks.

[tongzhiai]

I fill in the pr0n in my head, too, but when I begin typing I get all fucking hymen about it, and get all funny thinking about positions and shit. sjkgfhsdkf hate self.

Pygmi talk inspired by RL, actually (add KiHae sex, stir). I have interesting friends, clearly. (It makes somewhat sense in context though..)

Eee no hurries with ShinChul. :)

[bloodybrilliant]

srgelaksjlaskdfj AUGH. Your HyukSu saldkjfalksejfaoiewrjtfalskdfja T_T SO GORGEOUS.

[bloodybrilliant]

SHINDONG/HEECHUL lKSJDFLKJERKIJSDFLKSJDFLKDSJF ITS SO PERFECT. ILU

[tongzhiai]

Rawrrr thank youuu.

[bloodybrilliant]

OH MY GOD THE DONGHAE/KIBUM IS LIKE. THE BEST THING. EVER EVEREVEREVEREVEREVER IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD OMG, SANNI. SLKDFJLSDKFJSDLKFJSDLFKJ ITS LIKE. FABULOUS AND SQUEE AND LOVE AND FLAIL AND LKSJDFLKJSDFLKSDJFLKSDFJ I WANT YOU TO WRITE THEM FOREVER AND EVER AND I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF WRITING THEM WHEN YOU WRITE THEM LIKE THIS SO PERFECTLY AND AMAZINGLY AND THOUGHTS AND TOUCHES AND WEIRD AND UNDERSTANDING AND LISTENING AND BABBLING AND AND AND SLDKFJ LSKDJFLKSDJFLKSDJFLKSDJF. I DOKI DOKI AT YOU.

[halcyon_morn]

This is how procrastination was meant to be. I love the Kangteuk realism and the Hyukjae-tasticness and Siwon's damnable virginity and That Night. Yes. I love it all. Yay for you.

[tongzhiai]

Irony of ironies - I procrastinated writing another fic.

Thank youu. I love Hyukjaetasticness, too. And just.. Hyuk. Masturbating. Kink wot surely not *coughcough*.

♥

[halcyon_morn]

I share in your kink and insist you indulge it more often. ;D

[tongzhiai]

But I'm not a pr0nmaster like you. Though maybe I could handle wankfic. Hmm shall see.

[dbdbyeah]

"Siwon stop being a fucking virgin. Gah."

ROFLMAO!!!

i swear i read everything and enjoyed every bit of every single story... [especially miles away <333] but i just... bwuahaahahah. i couldn't stop laughing. hahah

[tongzhiai]

Heee, glad you enjoyed. :D

[happiestwhen]

wondering where the shit he dropped that heterosexuality he swore by all those years

besto liiiiiine

Eunhyuk has never called Tablo's home phone at 3 AM to listen to his answering machine message

this is so hot...... fldsaj why is hyuk stalking tablo hot??? sdl;kafsd and now i'm busy imagining what tablo would put on his answering machine.

dead from suju orgy. i was actually ready to be squicked when i read the pairing but instead it was just hilariously weird and fun. happy :DDD

[tongzhiai]

I finally ficced ShinChul, sorry it wasn't really very epic. I do no justice to their amazing love. :(

Eunhyuk has a cruuuush, duhh. Tablo's answering machine would clearly be the best answering machine evah.

Yeah, Suju orgy would be squicky if I was to really pr0n it because hell, there are some Suju members I do not want to see sexing, for reals. Or at least one. You know who. >_