So, I got some highly unpleasant news, the co-op won't be finished for about two years, TWO YEARS, WTF ( Read more... )

i watched casablanca for the first time all the way through, then i introduced melissa to miss muffy and the muff mob and the 30 second bunny re-enactments, both highly genious, and added to my list of accomplishments for the day (other than getting up and going to the grocery store and doing laundry) i watched a solid three hours of fraggle rock, ( Read more... )

penis breath

so apparently i need to rent a mime

if you love me you'll search pawn shops to find an engagement ring from a dead woman that says "for my dearest mathilda", or perhaps "to my beloved mathilda", i'm not picky.

if you truly love me we don't need rings at all.

You will to trick-or-treating with:


( Read more... )

we're getting the keys to our apartment tomorrow, my car is already packed full of stuff, kickass

i keep fighting with my manic self, knowing that i know better than to try to talk to people who can't understand me so they think i couldn't possibly ever understand them, they won't try ( Read more... )

i just saw a commercial for airplace obstacle races sponsored by redbull, i do NOT see that ending well

lesson of last night: never spend the night in the bin and expect to leave the next day ( Read more... )