top five creative uses for diamonds

[toniotreschi]

Top Five Creative Uses for Diamonds (any size)

1. lenses of gag glasses
2. blades for iceskates
3. end of stir-sticks
4. car made out of diamonds
5. diamond-knife

please comment with your own

Comments

[bohemianbird]

1. Snow-tire studs for SUVs.
2. Remote-control buttons.
3. Weights on end of tampon string, to prevent their getting lost.
4. Toilet seat covers for Bush, who as we know got jealous of Saddam's gold-plated ones and invaded Iraq.
5. Cocaine.

[conduct4life]

my top five creative uses for diamonds:
1. find me the biggest diamond on earth and i will wear it as a strap-on.
2. use instead of bath salts.
3. diamond magnets (for the blinginest of frigidares.)
4. dip in caviar. then lick.
5. skipping stones, for those good times in the summer when you are just kickin' back at the lake with a few buddies.

[conduct4life]

dr. cobbs,
you are my most wonderous creation.

love,
god.

i hate you all

[rotccleo]

1. Nose plugs to keep people from snoring at night.
2. Ice Cream sprinkles
3. slingshot amunition for Jason's mean friend
4. seeds for growing your own robotic diamond monkey (that's not boring)
5. Tyree's mom