Human virus scanner
Human virus scanner
Hehheh.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Amiga
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.
8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
Politics
Stop caring!
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
USA (60%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Junkfood (80%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Cthulhu (70%)
Read some Enid Blyton.
Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Discordia (60%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Brand Names (75%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory (95%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
I'm especially amused by the possible "Gaming" virus as I'm going (honestly, I'm really going) out and doing something with my life: going to play games at Elämä on peliä 'Life is a game (or gaming)' ... happening? Festival? It isn't a con, either.
Hehheh.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Amiga
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.
8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
Politics
Stop caring!
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
USA (60%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Junkfood (80%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Cthulhu (70%)
Read some Enid Blyton.
Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Discordia (60%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Brand Names (75%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory (95%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
I'm especially amused by the possible "Gaming" virus as I'm going (honestly, I'm really going) out and doing something with my life: going to play games at Elämä on peliä 'Life is a game (or gaming)' ... happening? Festival? It isn't a con, either.