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[tonita]

So there's a bat that lives in my hall

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[blue_kamehame]

the bat might be okay. THE PEDE IS NOT OKAY. MOVE THE COUCH. DESTROY THE PEDE OF DEATH.

[tonita]

Do you think I want to know how many other pedes are living under that couch? If I let the couch remain, I can live in blissful ignorance, convincing myself that Pete moved out while I was gone for the weekend and there are no others. If I move it and discover him/more like him (p.s. Pete's BODY is approaching 2 inches long/.5 inches wide, not including his crazy long legs), I might have a heart attack and die and no one will even know that I'm dead until the stench of my rotting body seeps into my neighbors' rooms and they finally come find me. How sad would that be?

[pencilass]

Jack Bauer will hunt you down and cut out your eyeballs if you ever betray his trust.