There's an app for that

[tony_dot_bmp]

Gotta get a new job gonna start with the super high-class fancy stuff

Comments

[erotophobic]

They look like veggie burgers to me.

[tony_dot_bmp]

My first thought was just Worst Cup and it was cowburger walking then getting angry coffee splashed on him, like a meat is murder or something and then him saying sad about being a veggie burger but none of the punch lines were good enough (a potential further twist had it being iced coffee and so not scalding being sort of icky maybe) and I moved on to hopefully better pastures. Anyway it also felt like I was pandering and I didn't wanna do that either.

My mind can think of a lot of mediocre jokes during a brief walk though, let me tell you.

[catboots]

i'll hire you and your burger hands. your job is to be a burger-handed freak and people will throw french fries at you

[tony_dot_bmp]

I don't think that is a real job I think you are making jokes. Anyway if history is any indication I will just eat my hands and be out of work in no time.

[cantdrawcanswim]

what kind of job was this

[tony_dot_bmp]

I was kidding about high class fancy. It is a coffee shop. Surprise

[cantdrawcanswim]

tony you need hands to serve coffee you dont put that on an application!!!!

i am so worried about you

[cantdrawcanswim]

no but seriously their cutesy "draw a picture be creative giggle" section is asking for you to draw a picture of a dick in a coffee or maybe a coffee with a dick