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Considering there are over 100 fellow stand up comics on my facebook friends list, you'd think it would be an entertaining read... Wrong! -
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Tonight I have the distinct pleasure of working with the idiot who inspired the phrase "a little knowlege is a dangerous thing."
Ima break his fuckin arms if he doesn't quit adjusting things without my written permission. -
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I need to hang out here more often. For one thing, people on facebook don't embrace profanity. Seeing a grown man type "shyt" or "f*ck" is really kinda lame. Also, too many idiot fuckin coworkers have invaded my facebook friends list so I can't just go off on the place. Like today when I got my annual raise (should spell that "anal" when I ( Read more... ) -
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You may be right, I may be crazy... Anybody still reading this? -
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I was finally asked to host the open mic at the comedy club last week. The show went great, big crowd, everyone getting laughs, and I at the helm. I got all the names right and made witty jokes playing off of the other comic's material. In other words, I hosted my ass off. During my set, I did two toilet jokes and a vomit joke. That puts me ( Read more... ) -
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in case anyone is interested, i'm doing the facebook thing now. i guess you can find me using my email address... asking321@sbcglobal.net. hope to see you there. also, new vid on my youtube. i will post it here later. -
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My theory on how to best end the war in Iraq and a joke that sucks... But I like it.
Now I must go finish digging a big ass hole in the backyard for my wife's hot tub. -
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I have been trying to get my cartoon strip published in one of those local music tabloid rags, Velocity, but after sending in a stack of submissions, the editor will not answer or return my calls/emails/voicemails... I wonder if he is trying to tell me something ( Read more... ) -
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The wife made the suggestion to look up the Bingo song on wikipedia to see if it said whether it was the farmer or the dog and it states "Note also that from the information in the song, it is not clearly stated whether Bingo was the name of the dog or of the farmer. Although, based on proper usage of grammar, one can assume Bingo is referred to as ( Read more... )
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