Christmas. Another way of saying Apocalypse.

[tonylicious]

Have you noticed how Christmas day in Calgary resembles a post-Apocalyptic society? I need milk. I can't get milk. Anywhere. It's like I'm the Omega Man. If I needed gasoline, I'd have to syphon it off my neighbour. If Christmas is supposed to be one of the loneliest days of the year, why not put the losers to work? They've got nothing better to do

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[tuningout]

You are my hero. You better wear the sweatshirt next time we all see you. When does the plaque go up?

[tonylicious]

Apparently I have to wait for the sweatshirt. I'm sure they gave me a reason, but I think I was too busy staring down a pint of Guiness at the time. The plaque goes up when they fill it, so your guess is as good as mine. How long are you in town for? Are you here for NY?