Calgary Man Tires of Blog, Adopts Fake News Format

[tonylicious]

Calgary, AB - Local web developer Tony Grimes adopted a fake-news web journal format after realizing his life is boring as hell.

"I've had little desire to update my journal as of late," he stated after making the decision Thursday. "There just isn't anything very exciting going on in my life right now. I get up; I go to work; I come home; I work

Comments

[jayjameson]

I enjoyed this entry Tony.

Say, can you help me out with italicizing things on here?? Everybody seems to know how to do it except me. I'm using double quotes and capitals WAY too much.

[cranley]

To italicize, simply wrap the words you wish italicized in the appropriate tags.

this is italicized

To do the above, simply write the following:
this is italicized

[tonylicious]

is so last decade. If you want to be on the cutting edge, you gotta use and . Only pussies live in the past, man.

Oh yeah, and is the new bold.®

[jayjameson]

Thanks very much for the tip, Ryan. Or Cran-man if you prefer.

Let's see if this works....

[cranley]

brilliant article. I look forward to reading the editor's reply to the onslaught of email.

[njkobie]

I laughed so hard when I read this my flatmate across the hall heard me.

You know what the best part is, aside from it being completely true? The line: "Despite his mad skills, Grimes has his critics." It's not just fake news; it's balanced fake news.

Wicked awesome.

[_agentcooper]

"two thumbs up, way up!" - sizzle & beebert

[anonymous]

Tony, that's awesome. It seems you were channeling James when you wrote his quotes. A little creepy. Thanks for this laugh before I head to bed.

Nat