Fun with Shovels

[tonylicious]

This is for the ex-roomies

Comments

[mlle_bitch]

HAHAHA! Oh god. I enjoyed that. But the part about beating the boy was sad.

Tip: next time Deanne comes over and gives you trouble do the following:

• stand slightly wider than shoulder width apart, knees bent
• place arms at a 90 degree angle, hands facing outward
• wave hands slowly in and out in while shaking your head
• strongly state (without stuttering) "Na-uh lady! You are a bitch okay? You are such a bitch!"
• with confidence, walk away and DO NOT LOOK BACK

Worked for me! She never bothered me again!

[tonylicious]

I don't think could pull it off without your blue coat.

[cranley]

holy shit, are you serious? did you actually do that?

[mlle_bitch]

Yup. I was doped up on cold medicine. The "b" word woke me up at 2am to move my car. -30. sick. She was really mean. I lost it. I can't beleive I've never told you that story. I'll act it out for you sometime.

[chesta_field]

That was hilarious! Awe, I miss Deanne. And I almost peed myself recalling Alisa's story. I'm going to miss all of the hell you will all be going through. Keep me posted okay?

[njkobie]

K, I don't know 'bout your crazy neighbours, but I do know about the Alcove. I miss that place. Or possibly you... uh, nope. Miss the Alcove.

But dude, "I then peed myself." That's it. No more reading this in public. I keep swearing I won't, but clearly I'm full of shit. I just let out a big laugh-snort in the library, and a guy from my class is sitting in front of me...

I blame you for me having no friends.

[tonylicious]

I blame you for me having no friends.

Umm, yeah. That's all me.

[figmentseadog]

wow man.

tony returns to his journal with a fiery, emotional post! wow man. it brings me closer to home to read about you and the roomies (especially M man Meru) at the alcove and watching big trouble in little china. Good times!

[tonylicious]

Anything I can do to make your time on the toilet a little more comfortable.