1. Alright, it's time I get my ass in gear. 2. Boondock Saints, because you used to only have it on VHS. Shutter the thought. 3. 8:15 in the morning, because that's when you always call me. 4. Psycho. Dave's never wrong. 5. That time we got locked in Mike's bedroom. What a scandal that turned out to be. 6. South Pacific Mumble Fish. 7. How in the hell will you ever see this if you don't have a LJ blog? Do you just check this thred every day?
1. Oh Natalie, you're going to regret this. 2. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. You're Sarumman because you betrayed your race and will spawn filthy half-breeds. 3. The eleventh hour. The big day is two weeks from now. If you're going to back out, the time is now. 4. Ball-and-Chain, but a ball that plays KOTOR. 5. I remember when you had your first date with Dorky. Man, you were giddy; floating around the room telling everyone that he liked you. I think that was the first time I saw you smile. I didn't even know you had teeth. 6. Game Hen. 7. What do you want for a wedding present? I looked at the registry and everything sucks. How about a George Foreman Grill?
It should be "but a ball that plays Guild Wars." KOTOR is so last year. And number 5 is very nice. No George Foreman Grill but who about a little thing that whips milk and makes lattes. Daorcey thinks it's frivalous. I think it's great.
1. Oh Big A, I thought you'd never ask. 2. Pretty Woman, because you'd never shut up about it. 3. Kinko's o'clock 4. Breakfast. You make the best eggs. I think I'll marry you after Dyldo. 5. That time we drove to Revy in the middle of the night to find rubber cement. All my late nights would have been so lonely without you. 6. Ant. Because they're strong, they work hard and they're not pussies. 7. Will you ever move back to Calgary? Where do you think you'll end up? I'll plan on being there.
1. Alright Nathor, I've kept you waiting long enough. But at least not as long as that bitch Alisa. 2. Van Wilder. Because you're so god damn cool. 3. 4:00 in the morning. Becuase that's how long we stayed up one night standing in your kitchen with Dyldo and the Kiekster. You were telling me about your carwash stories and Dylan was making fun of Kieran's peanut testicles. They're probably even smaller now that he's on the juice. 4. Relaxed. 5. That time I came up to visit, but you decided going out to the lake would be cooler than hanging out with me. Fucker. I jacked off on your toothbrush for that. 6. MC Skat Kat. 7. Why don't you update your blog anymore? I guess I shouldn't talk.
Re: i emailed you a while back and you didn't reply you bastard!tonyliciousSeptember 15 2005, 09:02:22 UTC
What, you mean that mass email on the cricket thing? Bah. I only reply to personal, perfume scented emails with frilly bows 'n shit. I deserve the best.
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2. Boondock Saints, because you used to only have it on VHS. Shutter the thought.
3. 8:15 in the morning, because that's when you always call me.
4. Psycho. Dave's never wrong.
5. That time we got locked in Mike's bedroom. What a scandal that turned out to be.
6. South Pacific Mumble Fish.
7. How in the hell will you ever see this if you don't have a LJ blog? Do you just check this thred every day?
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2. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. You're Sarumman because you betrayed your race and will spawn filthy half-breeds.
3. The eleventh hour. The big day is two weeks from now. If you're going to back out, the time is now.
4. Ball-and-Chain, but a ball that plays KOTOR.
5. I remember when you had your first date with Dorky. Man, you were giddy; floating around the room telling everyone that he liked you. I think that was the first time I saw you smile. I didn't even know you had teeth.
6. Game Hen.
7. What do you want for a wedding present? I looked at the registry and everything sucks. How about a George Foreman Grill?
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2. Pretty Woman, because you'd never shut up about it.
3. Kinko's o'clock
4. Breakfast. You make the best eggs. I think I'll marry you after Dyldo.
5. That time we drove to Revy in the middle of the night to find rubber cement. All my late nights would have been so lonely without you.
6. Ant. Because they're strong, they work hard and they're not pussies.
7. Will you ever move back to Calgary? Where do you think you'll end up? I'll plan on being there.
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2. Van Wilder. Because you're so god damn cool.
3. 4:00 in the morning. Becuase that's how long we stayed up one night standing in your kitchen with Dyldo and the Kiekster. You were telling me about your carwash stories and Dylan was making fun of Kieran's peanut testicles. They're probably even smaller now that he's on the juice.
4. Relaxed.
5. That time I came up to visit, but you decided going out to the lake would be cooler than hanging out with me. Fucker. I jacked off on your toothbrush for that.
6. MC Skat Kat.
7. Why don't you update your blog anymore? I guess I shouldn't talk.
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