Comments | tonylicious: Squishy squishy

tonylicious

Squishy squishy

Jul 06, 2005 12:05

FYI. I just had a routine physical today. My anus is a.o.k.

I need to find a doctor with skinny fingers.

Comments 14

Finger wave anonymous July 6 2005, 14:09:04 UTC

So you were posting instead of eating lunch with us? Shame, shame.

Nat

Re: Finger wave tonylicious July 6 2005, 15:25:34 UTC

Oh poopoo on you. My cell phone died. And Nicole gave me a wrong cell number to reach you. And I was having my bum poked.

Re: Finger wave anonymous July 6 2005, 17:56:21 UTC

Well I guess you can't be lying. I don't think you would lie about bum poking or a SFIA (Solicited Finger in the Ass).

Nat.

Re: Finger wave njkobie July 7 2005, 09:02:57 UTC

Duuude. I'm so sorry. At least I know you weren't ignoring me because you had better things to do, or something.

mlle_bitch July 6 2005, 16:35:19 UTC

or maybe a doctor with a longer tongue?

sausagess July 6 2005, 20:58:21 UTC

Ewwwwww.
Alisa, why do you always have to think up things that gross me out? Sheesh. I thought we were friends.

mlle_bitch July 7 2005, 05:45:34 UTC

HAH. Fuck, I wish I had said that. Must have been the dildo using my identity again.

sausagess July 6 2005, 21:03:59 UTC

One time I got my bum poked by a doctor. They thought I had appendicitis, but I didn't. So they did these tests, and one of them involved his finger in my bum. And lots of blood taken (but not from my bum). And I got all nauseous and puked in the check-up room. After the tests, they found out that it wasn't anything serious. Just my ovary popped out of place. That's right, I'll type it again. My ovary popped out of place.*

Good to hear about your anus. Is it safe to assume your rectum and colon are also alright?

*This ovary thing was not from too much sex, but rather from pure coincidence. However, seeing as how I had moved in with Quentin about a month before this happened, it did look mighty suspicious.

chesta_field July 12 2005, 09:47:37 UTC

Hey, I still don't have your email address on file so this is the best I can do. Did you forget to put the cheque in the mailbox, because it wasn't there? Perhaps Deanne is trying to scam me. Also, how did you make up those room for rent posters with the tabs at the bottom? And if you still have it on your computer, would you mind sending it to me so I could use it as a template or for reference? Thanks buddy! Talk to you soon.

tonylicious July 12 2005, 19:10:00 UTC

Yeah, I totally forgot to do the cheque thing. How about I just mail it to you? If I mail it tomorrow, it should make it to you by Friday.

I don't have your email address either, so email me at livejournal@tonylicious.com and I'll send you the poster.

you wish anonymous July 14 2005, 10:23:51 UTC

You wish you had a doctor that skinner fingers so he can go farther in for ya and do more stuff for ya. You know you liked it, lol.