la la whore again.
So Jacob rang me last night.
We were on the phone for about three hours. Because we obviously both have no life. And he was telling me 'he loves his girlfriend' BUT BUT BUT, he has totally wanked over me a million times in the last 2 days. I mean, wtf WHY? Just fucking break up with her and go out with me. What the hell. Then we played question and answer cos yeah, and you're not allowed to lie. So he made me go first cos, 'his parents were in the next room'. Psh, whatever. So I asked him what attracted him to me and he was all, 'Your personality ... I know that sounds like bullshit, but it's true. Your eyes. Your freckles. And um.... you know that day you were signing out of school? Well... That shirt you were wearing, it was very revealing and... yeah'. LOL OMG he's so cute. He's like shy about everything, but like... not cos he talks about it a lot. but it takes him a while to get it out, and I kind of have to coax it out of him and shit. but whatever.
Then he told me to hang up so he could see how I would react to a message he was going to send. I didn't get it though, it didn't go through, so when he rang me back I was like, 'dude, I didn't get it'. and he was like, 'well, that's maybe good then'. And I was like, 'yeah, now I want to know, you can't say that and expect me not to want to know, now tell me'. and he was like, 'fine... I'll whisper it ok?' and I was like, 'well I hope I can ~hear'. God I'm a smart ass, but he whispered and was like, 'can you hear me?' and I was like, 'yes darling, I can hear you'. and he was like, 'okay, but I don't want to say it'. So I had to make him say it and he was whispering, which made it way hotter but anyway, he was like, 'I really, really, really, REALLY, want to fuck the SHIT out of you'. Oh damn, I think I almost died.
Then he was all saying that when a guy looks at a girl he gets excited and asked me if I knew ~where they got excited and it's like no shit, I'm not dumb. And I was like, 'what? so that happens when you look at ME? or just anyone?' and he was like, '... you. just... ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME'. Then I was like, 'well I'd take you up on that offer anyday'. and he was like, 'when?' and I was like, 'anytime'. and he was like, 'when?'. and I was like, 'i don't fucking know, whenever'. and he was like, 'no but when do YOU want to'. and that went on for about 5 minutes lol.
and before he was asking me all these questions and he was like, 'when was the first time you... you know?'
And I was like, '.... idk. 11? maybe 12?'
'oh yeah... me too, it just happened and I was like, 'what the fuck is this?' i thought i broke it or something'.
Which made me lol up. omg.
Then he had to go, but he's ringing me back tonight so yeah. But fuck, why the FUCK does he have to have a girlfriend? jfc. it sucks so bad. and a bit before I was all in a angst mood and I was like, 'people just don't treat me how i NEED to be treated, i mean, you've always treated me right so you don't need to be told... but just every other cunt knows shit'. and he was like, 'well, how do you need to be treated... if shannon and i break up... I'll be the first one to treat you the way you deserve to be'.
So i kind of really want him to break up with his girlfriend.
I need to stop talking about him. Y/Y? Y.
I've come to the conclusion. Try Me, is in fact about Keith. Way to be subtle John.
Last FM hates me, I don't want to listen to Roger right now, and that's all they are playing, fuck.
We were on the phone for about three hours. Because we obviously both have no life. And he was telling me 'he loves his girlfriend' BUT BUT BUT, he has totally wanked over me a million times in the last 2 days. I mean, wtf WHY? Just fucking break up with her and go out with me. What the hell. Then we played question and answer cos yeah, and you're not allowed to lie. So he made me go first cos, 'his parents were in the next room'. Psh, whatever. So I asked him what attracted him to me and he was all, 'Your personality ... I know that sounds like bullshit, but it's true. Your eyes. Your freckles. And um.... you know that day you were signing out of school? Well... That shirt you were wearing, it was very revealing and... yeah'. LOL OMG he's so cute. He's like shy about everything, but like... not cos he talks about it a lot. but it takes him a while to get it out, and I kind of have to coax it out of him and shit. but whatever.
Then he told me to hang up so he could see how I would react to a message he was going to send. I didn't get it though, it didn't go through, so when he rang me back I was like, 'dude, I didn't get it'. and he was like, 'well, that's maybe good then'. And I was like, 'yeah, now I want to know, you can't say that and expect me not to want to know, now tell me'. and he was like, 'fine... I'll whisper it ok?' and I was like, 'well I hope I can ~hear'. God I'm a smart ass, but he whispered and was like, 'can you hear me?' and I was like, 'yes darling, I can hear you'. and he was like, 'okay, but I don't want to say it'. So I had to make him say it and he was whispering, which made it way hotter but anyway, he was like, 'I really, really, really, REALLY, want to fuck the SHIT out of you'. Oh damn, I think I almost died.
Then he was all saying that when a guy looks at a girl he gets excited and asked me if I knew ~where they got excited and it's like no shit, I'm not dumb. And I was like, 'what? so that happens when you look at ME? or just anyone?' and he was like, '... you. just... ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME'. Then I was like, 'well I'd take you up on that offer anyday'. and he was like, 'when?' and I was like, 'anytime'. and he was like, 'when?'. and I was like, 'i don't fucking know, whenever'. and he was like, 'no but when do YOU want to'. and that went on for about 5 minutes lol.
and before he was asking me all these questions and he was like, 'when was the first time you... you know?'
And I was like, '.... idk. 11? maybe 12?'
'oh yeah... me too, it just happened and I was like, 'what the fuck is this?' i thought i broke it or something'.
Which made me lol up. omg.
Then he had to go, but he's ringing me back tonight so yeah. But fuck, why the FUCK does he have to have a girlfriend? jfc. it sucks so bad. and a bit before I was all in a angst mood and I was like, 'people just don't treat me how i NEED to be treated, i mean, you've always treated me right so you don't need to be told... but just every other cunt knows shit'. and he was like, 'well, how do you need to be treated... if shannon and i break up... I'll be the first one to treat you the way you deserve to be'.
So i kind of really want him to break up with his girlfriend.
I need to stop talking about him. Y/Y? Y.
I've come to the conclusion. Try Me, is in fact about Keith. Way to be subtle John.
Last FM hates me, I don't want to listen to Roger right now, and that's all they are playing, fuck.