Four layers of unkeratinised, stratified squamous epithelial tissue later . . .

[tonymorg]

So, you know how some people define insanity as "trying the same thing over and over again but expecting a different outcome" or something like that, yes?

Well, though many have always suspected this of me, I conclusively proved my own insanity last night at Goat Hill Pizza.

I was there at the invitation of lovely rampagebear, and we were accompanied by the

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[tonymorg]

OMG, was it a nightmare?

[squalidbear]

We'll still love you when you're blind...

Patsy (About Penny Casper): Okay, okay. She's here. Hey Eddie, great news.
Eddie: She's fat?
Patsy: No. Better than that.
Eddie: She's dead?!
Patsy: She's blind.
Eddie: Yes! She's blind! Yes!

[tonymorg]

Hee.

[tonymorg]

Thanks.

It was great meeting you, too.

LASIK

[bigreddee]

You're gonna burn your eyes out, kid! ;)

Fred went through his and he did just fine. personally, I think glasses are hot on guys, but what do I know?

Re: LASIK

[tonymorg]

I know, right?

The scary part is, I really HAAAAATE the way I look without glasses, but I'm so excited about the possibility of being able to see my alarm clock in the morning without fumbling for my glasses . . .

And I'm also rather jazzed about the possibility of being able to purchase cheap and cheesy sunglasses, just because.

[kevin_v5]

Yeah that was a fun time last night. Thanks for the ride back to the 'hood in the Christina Aguilera Express, complete with your truly impressive falsetto and David's mad improvisational lyric skilz!

And good luck today. You'll be fine. Lasers are cool!

[tonymorg]

Thanks, sweetie . . . we must do that again.

Except without the excavation of the epithelia.