Assault and Battery:

[tonyphuckinhawk]

My car battery died four times Friday. Once on Duck Lake road, where i had to be pushed off into Austin's yard so Ashton could jump me. Twice in Meijer's gas station where the Muglia father had to jump me as many times. And once on my own road, right as i eased off the accelerator to turn into my driveway (which is sort of lucky, but it's still my

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[__thediningdead]

Hitler had a little mustache.

[tonyphuckinhawk]

Hitler was a sensitive man.

[onehopefulstar]

You stole my comment!

[holdonicant]

Hope it works.

[____theyspin]

for as many problems that i have had with my car i am surprised a dead battery has never been one of them. i am sure its next on the list of my cars evil plans to drive me insane. damn vehicle!!!

[tonyphuckinhawk]

It's insane how many little things there are in cars that can (and often will) quit, die, break, or ortherwise stop working causing the entire thing to go to shit.

[everydayhope]

Well, the colt has served well so far-- well, not really, it's broken down more than once, and it just turned off at sporadic times... what a bastard.

[everydayhope]

This reminds me of you and me.

[tonyphuckinhawk]

I don't get which one's supposed to be me. Or why.

[everydayhope]

You're slither. You're cool and I'm not, but I try, unsuccessfully. Eh?

[tonyphuckinhawk]

Well, i am pretty cool.

Actually, when i was in the shower tonight (consistantly, the peak hour of my mental activity) i realized what you were talking about.

I also lathered, rinsed, and repeated.